Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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IllegalLight 0
TO THE 4000 or SO PEOPLE WHO SAID YDI: It doesn't matter what brands the $300 worth of clothing were. They could have been any brand, but the point is that their value was $300. So you guys suck for saying they deserved it just because they happen to like those brands.
lolfmlfail 0
plus they already have rips all over them so wouldn't really look all that different
angrygoose72 0
So what... she shredded gay cloths... Dont get pissed get even dumbass
Nikki_Wonder 0
I would have busted that little girls ass. Then Beat it again every day til she replaced my clothes!
Elissaa_fml 0
eww hollister and american eagle :&
BatmanXFairy 0
You deserve it.*****.
Moonstarmist 0
FYL. Your sister was definitely being a bitch. She had no right to cut up the clothes you spent money on. She seems selfish, pathetic and completely full of herself. Sorry you live with that, I'd go crazy if something like that happened to me.
batosai33 0
And all your "lawyer friends" will say she deserves the lawsuit for "destruction of property"
mrburling92 0
Smack that bitch!
guy_on_the_couch 0
Wow there are a lot of people being really rude about this. Here's a good bit of advice: Dig what you dig! All you people bitching at the person for WHAT SHE IS WEARING- you people suck.