Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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orphinz
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I've almost found you :)
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ifailplzinsultme
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A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!
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mhinaj
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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Jojo08_fml
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ydi for letting your sister go through your stuff(:
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volley4eva1698
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13- he didn't...
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hatepineapple
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You may never have a girl wanting you again. Bang the SHIT out of that.
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lexeous
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Insightful post, #1. Bravo. There's so much meaning behind those three letters, a tear welled up and slowly slid slightly down my cheek.
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KingGeorgeGal
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Wtf, your sister is a dumbass and pathetic if she has to sell YOUR stuff, especially to a creeper. I would have a serious talk with her if I were you.
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iSitt
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so you wrote this to ... brag?
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XXscenekidXX209
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lmao!!!! this is some funny stuff!!!!!!!!! i died laughing
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Jammy01jams
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selling your clothes to a stalker? That's a paddlin. Slap that bit sh!
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dolphincheddar
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so sell your sisters panties to the old man across the road as revenge. or send in a resume with her information at the nearest strip joint or pornography film company. easy peasy lemon squeezy
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HollyoaksFan93
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1 - Seriously? You have the chance to write the most epicest comment ever and you go with 'lol'...?
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iSurf_fml
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92- Thermals? Those carry scent well. I'd have an escape plan if I were you.
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zendaddy0
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if she's hot tap her and run if she's ugly just run
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Cleao18317
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dumbass he didn't let her look through his crap. and it's not like he's in his room 24/7 to monitor everything that's going on so STFU!
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Crunch_Captain
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seems like someone wants to be like OP
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ifailplzinsultme
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A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!
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volley4eva1698
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I smell you...I can tell where you are from 50 miles distance...mwohahaha...I know your scent
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DropDead77
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Ummm
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enonymous
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It was a rough night. I was drunk... the peanut butter jar was there... She just got carried away thinking it was more than it was.
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KingGeorgeGal
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She's one hell of a dawg.
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RetardedBullFrog
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sounds like something from that twilight movie.
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
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What a crazy female dog
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madhukar
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beware of doggystyle :D
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Cloudmaker
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It's bloodhound, not greyhound, actually
crazy is as crazy does I guess
crazy is as crazy does I guess
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ifailplzinsultme
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NOBODY THUMB THE COMMENT UP! IT HAS 69 THUMBS UP! ALL CAPS FTW!
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manda_smith92
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haha I actually didn't catch that
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MoCheezy23
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me tooo! (Sarcasm)
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onefinemess
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Lol, more like a bloodhound but exactly on the same lines I was thinking!
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Katiekhalifa_fml
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That is the creepiest thing I have ever heard. But it's hilatious. FYL.
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FMLsOhilarious
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.....it's what?
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Katiekhalifa_fml
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hilarious* damn.
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GoneClubbin
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at least it's the creepiest thing YOU have ever heard :!
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MoCheezy23
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yeah, but it's "hilatious"! :]
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raymel
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lol lol and lol she's a keeper :)
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Freeze_fml
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No, just a creeper.
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FlipInBrosky
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No, she's a keeper's creeper!
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Babydoll4ever
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she's the creeper's keeper :3
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Babydoll4ever
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she's the creeper's keeper :3
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boricualuv
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really creepy and i guess your sister really needed the money that sucks FYL
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orphinz
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I've almost found you :)
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theubersauceness
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The stalker chick is Borat?
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bringmepieskm
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don't hate
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MoCheezy23
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& if it is?
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theubersauceness
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it makes it better. -sniffs shirt- Very Nice!
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staychill
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what a terrific sister.....not!
borat^
borat^
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jellybelliez
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that's called stalking
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iSurf_fml
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Really? I did NOT know that...
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volley4eva1698
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I thought it was called flashabadoobedoowopdamah..learn somethin erreday
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KingGeorgeGal
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Thank you captain obvious (:
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mahomie97
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thank you captaian obvious
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hannahtaskey
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No it's called no shit Sherlock
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morganxangela
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Oh my gosh! Really? I DID NOT know that!
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thetrollyoulike
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oh I thought the FML told me otherwise... *sarcasm*
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CsDy1395
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wow, I didn't know op's "stalker" earned that title by stalking. strange... [/sarcasm]
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Gorillaninja
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Are you sure the sister isn't the stalker?
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iAmScrubs
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Tonight, while you are sleeping, you will notice your window slowly opening. You will walk over to see what is going on and suddenly your stalker will make her attack. I am only warning you once my friend. Listen to the prophecy.