By beablue18 - 04/07/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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I've almost found you :)

A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!


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ydi for letting your sister go through your stuff(:

You may never have a girl wanting you again. Bang the SHIT out of that.

Insightful post, #1. Bravo. There's so much meaning behind those three letters, a tear welled up and slowly slid slightly down my cheek.

Wtf, your sister is a dumbass and pathetic if she has to sell YOUR stuff, especially to a creeper. I would have a serious talk with her if I were you.

so you wrote this to ... brag?

lmao!!!! this is some funny stuff!!!!!!!!! i died laughing

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selling your clothes to a stalker? That's a paddlin. Slap that bit sh!

so sell your sisters panties to the old man across the road as revenge. or send in a resume with her information at the nearest strip joint or pornography film company. easy peasy lemon squeezy

1 - Seriously? You have the chance to write the most epicest comment ever and you go with 'lol'...?

92- Thermals? Those carry scent well. I'd have an escape plan if I were you.

if she's hot tap her and run if she's ugly just run

dumbass he didn't let her look through his crap. and it's not like he's in his room 24/7 to monitor everything that's going on so STFU!

seems like someone wants to be like OP

A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!

I smell you...I can tell where you are from 50 miles distance...mwohahaha...I know your scent

It was a rough night. I was drunk... the peanut butter jar was there... She just got carried away thinking it was more than it was.

She's one hell of a dawg.

sounds like something from that twilight movie.

What a crazy female dog

beware of doggystyle :D

It's bloodhound, not greyhound, actually crazy is as crazy does I guess


haha I actually didn't catch that

me tooo! (Sarcasm)

Lol, more like a bloodhound but exactly on the same lines I was thinking!

That is the creepiest thing I have ever heard. But it's hilatious. FYL.

at least it's the creepiest thing YOU have ever heard :!

yeah, but it's "hilatious"! :]

lol lol and lol she's a keeper :)

No, just a creeper.

No, she's a keeper's creeper!

she's the creeper's keeper :3

she's the creeper's keeper :3

really creepy and i guess your sister really needed the money that sucks FYL

I've almost found you :)

The stalker chick is Borat?

it makes it better. -sniffs shirt- Very Nice!

what a terrific sister.....not! borat^

that's called stalking

Really? I did NOT know that...

I thought it was called flashabadoobedoowopdamah..learn somethin erreday

Thank you captain obvious (:

thank you captaian obvious

No it's called no shit Sherlock

Oh my gosh! Really? I DID NOT know that!

oh I thought the FML told me otherwise... *sarcasm*

wow, I didn't know op's "stalker" earned that title by stalking. strange... [/sarcasm]

Are you sure the sister isn't the stalker?

Tonight, while you are sleeping, you will notice your window slowly opening. You will walk over to see what is going on and suddenly your stalker will make her attack. I am only warning you once my friend. Listen to the prophecy.