Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old...

By beablue18 - 4/7/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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By orphinz | 3

#2817401 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

I've almost found you :)

By ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2817392 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!

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By mhinaj | 0

#2817386 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Jojo08_fml | 0

#2817451 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:38

ydi for letting your sister go through your stuff(:

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2817479 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:39

13- he didn't...

hatepineapple | 14

#2817483 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:40

You may never have a girl wanting you again. Bang the SHIT out of that.

lexeous | 4

#2817523 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:42

Insightful post, #1. Bravo. There's so much meaning behind those three letters, a tear welled up and slowly slid slightly down my cheek.

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2817806 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:24

Wtf, your sister is a dumbass and pathetic if she has to sell YOUR stuff, especially to a creeper. I would have a serious talk with her if I were you.

iSitt | 0

#2817979 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:00

so you wrote this to ... brag?

XXscenekidXX209 | 0

#2817988 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:00

lmao!!!! this is some funny stuff!!!!!!!!! i died laughing

Jammy01jams | 2

#2818744 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:35

selling your clothes to a stalker? That's a paddlin. Slap that bit sh!

dolphincheddar | 10

#2818812 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:59

so sell your sisters panties to the old man across the road as revenge. or send in a resume with her information at the nearest strip joint or pornography film company. easy peasy lemon squeezy

HollyoaksFan93 | 9

#2819548 - Monday 4 July 2011 17:51

1 - Seriously? You have the chance to write the most epicest comment ever and you go with 'lol'...?

iSurf_fml | 8

#2819834 - Monday 4 July 2011 18:52

92- Thermals? Those carry scent well. I'd have an escape plan if I were you.

zendaddy0 | 0

#2820803 - Monday 4 July 2011 22:33

if she's hot tap her and run if she's ugly just run

Cleao18317 | 11

#2821601 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:09

dumbass he didn't let her look through his crap. and it's not like he's in his room 24/7 to monitor everything that's going on so STFU!

Crunch_Captain | 1

#2918611 - Monday 18 July 2011 5:15

seems like someone wants to be like OP

By ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2817392 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2817539 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:44

I smell you...I can tell where you are from 50 miles distance...mwohahaha...I know your scent

DropDead77 | 11

#2817650 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:56

Ummm

enonymous | 8

#2817681 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:59

It was a rough night. I was drunk... the peanut butter jar was there... She just got carried away thinking it was more than it was.

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2817828 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:28

She's one hell of a dawg.

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2818032 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:14

sounds like something from that twilight movie.

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#2818086 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:40

What a crazy female dog

madhukar | 3

#2818232 - Monday 4 July 2011 11:33

beware of doggystyle :D

Cloudmaker | 3

#2818809 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:58

It's bloodhound, not greyhound, actually

crazy is as crazy does I guess

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2820589 - Monday 4 July 2011 21:31

NOBODY THUMB THE COMMENT UP! IT HAS 69 THUMBS UP! ALL CAPS FTW!

manda_smith92 | 3

#2822132 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:54

haha I actually didn't catch that

MoCheezy23 | 0

#2826140 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:23

me tooo! (Sarcasm)

onefinemess | 11

#3179916 - Friday 26 August 2011 1:57

Lol, more like a bloodhound but exactly on the same lines I was thinking!

By Katiekhalifa_fml | 28

#2817397 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

That is the creepiest thing I have ever heard. But it's hilatious. FYL.

FMLsOhilarious | 6

#2818608 - Monday 4 July 2011 14:18

.....it's what?

Katiekhalifa_fml | 28

#2818667 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:09

hilarious* damn.

GoneClubbin | 9

#2824876 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:15

at least it's the creepiest thing YOU have ever heard :!

MoCheezy23 | 0

#2826171 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:26

yeah, but it's "hilatious"! :]

By raymel | 5

#2817399 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

lol lol and lol she's a keeper :)

Freeze_fml | 16

#2817825 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:27

No, just a creeper.

FlipInBrosky | 4

#2818639 - Monday 4 July 2011 14:42

No, she's a keeper's creeper!

Babydoll4ever | 7

#2819776 - Monday 4 July 2011 18:37

she's the creeper's keeper :3

Babydoll4ever | 7

#2819779 - Monday 4 July 2011 18:37

she's the creeper's keeper :3

By boricualuv | 29

#2817400 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

really creepy and i guess your sister really needed the money that sucks FYL

By orphinz | 3

#2817401 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

I've almost found you :)

theubersauceness | 0

#2817921 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:45

The stalker chick is Borat?

bringmepieskm | 0

#2817977 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:59

don't hate

MoCheezy23 | 0

#2826440 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:06

& if it is?

theubersauceness | 0

#2826741 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:04

it makes it better. -sniffs shirt- Very Nice!

By staychill | 16

#2817405 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

what a terrific sister.....not!
borat^

By jellybelliez | 0

#2817409 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

that's called stalking

iSurf_fml | 8

#2817505 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:41

Really? I did NOT know that...

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2817560 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:46

I thought it was called flashabadoobedoowopdamah..learn somethin erreday

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2817905 - Monday 4 July 2011 9:42

Thank you captain obvious (:

mahomie97 | 7

#2817985 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:00

thank you captaian obvious

hannahtaskey | 9

#2818121 - Monday 4 July 2011 10:50

No it's called no shit Sherlock

morganxangela | 0

#2818720 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:25

Oh my gosh! Really? I DID NOT know that!

thetrollyoulike | 6

#2820787 - Monday 4 July 2011 22:27

oh I thought the FML told me otherwise... *sarcasm*

CsDy1395 | 6

#2822640 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:48

wow, I didn't know op's "stalker" earned that title by stalking. strange... [/sarcasm]

By Gorillaninja | 0

#2817434 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:36

Are you sure the sister isn't the stalker?

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2817438 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:36

Tonight, while you are sleeping, you will notice your window slowly opening. You will walk over to see what is going on and suddenly your stalker will make her attack. I am only warning you once my friend. Listen to the prophecy.