By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
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I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.

On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?

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I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.

CaramelMacchiato 13

Exactly! We should all watch out for OP's daughter, because she may be our bosses one day.

CaramelMacchiato 13

*boss

I'm not very sure why 12 year old boys would really want with panties anyways... It's not like they can have sex with them... Right? Right?

jujubean0531 5

Is your daughter named Stacy?

22- Haha, they're little perverts.

As long as you get her to sell them for more than you bought them for you're good OP.

Inheritance 10

No skid marks I hope?

Stacy's mom has got it goin on!

1st step- steal underwear. 2nd step- ? 3rd step- profit. Turns out your daughter found out the fabled 2nd step.

Andr913 13

The fact that this FML is posted from Egypt makes it funnier for some reason.

I don't know... Speaking as a teenager, you can never really understand 12 y/o boys. Smart girl though. Knows what the customers want.

Pretty much. She's going to be a very successful female pimp.

A champion entrepreneur there

^ really random, but you look like Anna Paquin from X-Men :p just had to say it.

HaleyXx_fml 11

Anna Paquin ^_^ true blood!!!!!!!!!

xJUNKxPUNCHERx 6

XDDD HAHAHAHAHA

SomeRussianGirl 3

160 My name is Sara I'm Bi and in the same position as you. Huh small world.

you didn't just go there... LOL

On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?

2 - Sounds like she's got a future in several industries.

*looks at 2's profile pic* BANG!

RebekahBrooke 9

50.... that's not a duck face. Why can't people distinguish anymore? After the whole duck face thing, EVERYTHING is a duck face. That is a kiss. There's a difference. Hurr durr.

54- Probably because the duck face and kiss face are eerily similar. They weren't derping, I almost made the same mistake. Derp.

54- Probably because the duck face and kiss face are eerily similar. They weren't derping, I almost made the same mistake. Derp.

yadisingh 5

54- because smiling is just way too mainstream, huh?

>:) I have a mind of evil.

unknownfork 12

104 - Hipster

Dont hate the playa, hate the game!

kandi_kid69 15

Entrepreneur in the making.

Step 1: Underpants. Step 2:.... Step 3: Profit. Apparently the second step that the gnomes couldn’t figure out was "sell to horny adolescent boys."

lildude155 0

Wat do you want to do buy them you creep

Well at least it wasn't a stalker stealing them

This could lead to an army of mini stalkers!

nobodylikesyou 3

She is going to get very far in life

HonestTruth 5

How old is she? Young = If she knows boys like panties, what else would she know? Older = That is just plain nasty. Be a civilized person and sell your own panties.

"... my 12-year-old daughter"

It says she's 12 in the FML.

When the first answer isn't enough..

We all answered at almost the same time.

I think the honest truth here is that you have horrible reading comprehention.

HonestTruth. The Honest Truth is 24 as it is clearly doubled in the FML.

Comprehension*

HonestTruth 5

My apologies, I seemed to have been zoned out. I beg you all for your forgiveness.

Awkward moment when....

cheeelss24 3

Wtf who would put tht ur disgusting bitch????????

cheezebuiscut 0

Well I mean not only do some kids 2day look like full grown adults for example a 13 year old mistaken to be 20 but we know alot more then we should: It isnt always our faults though._.

Yeah boys will go crazy for mom panties. We like to wear them as hats.

Personally prefer to wear them normally they're pretty comfortable when in sports especially under white shorts.

Face... Off!!!!

jacquesromualdez 12

Or wear them as masks!

I see you have a very strong opinion about this FML.

kandi_kid69 15

Best comment I've seen in awhile.. [/sarcasm]

Give her a chance, she's a noob.

Only a n00b, would spell n00b with "o's." Making all of you n00bs