Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
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acidbass
| 7
I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.
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eb0ny
| 15
On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?
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acidbass
| 7
I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
Exactly! We should all watch out for OP's daughter, because she may be our bosses one day.
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
*boss
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
I'm not very sure why 12 year old boys would really want with panties anyways... It's not like they can have sex with them... Right?
Right?
Right?
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jujubean0531
| 5
Is your daughter named Stacy?
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alexup24
| 13
22- Haha, they're little perverts.
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tygerarmy
| 35
As long as you get her to sell them for more than you bought them for you're good OP.
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DanielZVans
| 5
Like a boss
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Inheritance
| 10
No skid marks I hope?
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oicu812xD
| 16
Stacy's mom has got it goin on!
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MrTittySprinkles
| 7
1st step- steal underwear.
2nd step- ?
3rd step- profit.
Turns out your daughter found out the fabled 2nd step.
2nd step- ?
3rd step- profit.
Turns out your daughter found out the fabled 2nd step.
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Andr913
| 13
The fact that this FML is posted from Egypt makes it funnier for some reason.
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sarahshanghai
| 9
I don't know... Speaking as a teenager, you can never really understand 12 y/o boys. Smart girl though. Knows what the customers want.
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123ev456
| 5
Pretty much. She's going to be a very successful female pimp.
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furordei
| 2
A champion entrepreneur there
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iheartstewie7
| 5
^ really random, but you look like Anna Paquin from X-Men :p just had to say it.
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HaleyXx_fml
| 11
Anna Paquin ^_^ true blood!!!!!!!!!
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xJUNKxPUNCHERx
| 6
XDDD HAHAHAHAHA
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SomeRussianGirl
| 3
160 My name is Sara I'm Bi and in the same position as you. Huh small world.
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skye_tbfh
| 18
you didn't just go there... LOL
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eb0ny
| 15
On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?
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doctorhook86
| 24
2 - Sounds like she's got a future in several industries.
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ComTlancy
| 12
*looks at 2's profile pic* BANG!
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
50.... that's not a duck face. Why can't people distinguish anymore? After the whole duck face thing, EVERYTHING is a duck face. That is a kiss. There's a difference. Hurr durr.
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The_Hitdude
| 12
54- Probably because the duck face and kiss face are eerily similar. They weren't derping, I almost made the same mistake. Derp.
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The_Hitdude
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54- Probably because the duck face and kiss face are eerily similar. They weren't derping, I almost made the same mistake. Derp.
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yadisingh
| 5
54- because smiling is just way too mainstream, huh?
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eb0ny
| 15
>:) I have a mind of evil.
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unknownfork
| 12
104 - Hipster
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biggestfan23
| 11
Dont hate the playa, hate the game!
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kandi_kid69
| 15
Entrepreneur in the making.
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runnamuk
| 6
Step 1: Underpants.
Step 2:....
Step 3: Profit.
Apparently the second step that the gnomes couldn’t figure out was "sell to horny adolescent boys."
Step 2:....
Step 3: Profit.
Apparently the second step that the gnomes couldn’t figure out was "sell to horny adolescent boys."
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crazyskillz122
| 0
Ha how much
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FMLsAreAwesome
| 0
$69
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VoteForTaco
| 8
Hahahaa^
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lildude155
| 0
Wat do you want to do buy them you creep
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PvtParts417
| 15
Well at least it wasn't a stalker stealing them
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ladyLALAA
| 28
This could lead to an army of mini stalkers!
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nobodylikesyou
| 3
She is going to get very far in life
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HonestTruth
| 5
How old is she?
Young = If she knows boys like panties, what else would she know?
Older = That is just plain nasty. Be a civilized person and sell your own panties.
Young = If she knows boys like panties, what else would she know?
Older = That is just plain nasty. Be a civilized person and sell your own panties.
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eb0ny
| 15
"... my 12-year-old daughter"
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
It says she's 12 in the FML.
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RadioOctopus
| 16
When the first answer isn't enough..
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
FML = missread
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
We all answered at almost the same time.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
I think the honest truth here is that you have horrible reading comprehention.
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DogsPaw
| 16
HonestTruth. The Honest Truth is 24 as it is clearly doubled in the FML.
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TColby
| 12
Comprehension*
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HonestTruth
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My apologies, I seemed to have been zoned out. I beg you all for your forgiveness.
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luvscomplic8ed
| 6
Awkward moment when....
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cheeelss24
| 3
Wtf who would put tht ur disgusting bitch????????
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cheezebuiscut
| 0
Well I mean not only do some kids 2day look like full grown adults for example a 13 year old mistaken to be 20 but we know alot more then we should: It isnt always our faults though._.
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
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Yeah boys will go crazy for mom panties. We like to wear them as hats.
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Nevereverland
| 8
Personally prefer to wear them normally they're pretty comfortable when in sports especially under white shorts.
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Spanik
| 10
Face... Off!!!!
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jacquesromualdez
| 12
Or wear them as masks!
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LilTiGGeR88
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Bahahahaha
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alexup24
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I see you have a very strong opinion about this FML.
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kandi_kid69
| 15
Best comment I've seen in awhile..
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
Give her a chance, she's a noob.
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MysticKnight
| 3
Your mom's a noob
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
I'm a noob.
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alexup24
| 13
Only a n00b, would spell n00b with "o's." Making all of you n00bs