Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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LemonMan 0
YDI for wearing crappy prep clothing... ewwww
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
I hope you beat her **** ass !
blahblahblah43 0
i love your sister! lol i hate aeropostale and all those other preppy clothing shops DX so YDI.
serenachicka 1
Yeah, of course a 13-year-old girl like you gets spoiled by parents and does not know the value of $300, so OF COURSE it's okay to shred up THREE-HUNDRED DOLLARS worth of clothing. Immature people like you have to label people and treat people differently just because they're comfortable with being in one of these groups. That's prejudice, and might as well be as bad as being racist.
sparkIy 0
everyone who's freaking out cause it's a "preppy" store: grow up. if you don't like it, don't shop there.
serenachicka 1
I'm pretty sure if the OP just said "$300 worth of clothing" (and didn't name the brand), more than half the people who said YDI would have clicked FYL.
EffYoLife 14
you should beat the shyt out of her and paste pics of her bloody face on facebook. then destroy 300 dollars worth of her stuff and see how she likes it
Comentator 0
And a computer and my space aren't part of a conformist type of life style. Punch your sister in the face because she totally deserves it. Spoiled brat that she is.
acai_blueberry 0
trying to be cool by pretending you are a non conformist sucks more. obviously if she goes on myspace and if she protests against conformity, she doesnt know wtf it means to be non conformist since she is trying to fit into a group she doesnt belong to.
myballs 0
You ******, you deserve it for spending that much on clothes. Get a job and stop wasting daddy's money.
CardGamesFTW 0
Tell her that her "internet friends" will be the only ones she gets, for cruel humor and vengeance.