A lil slow eh?

and you didn't bother to figure out when you were supposed to show up too work? great work ethic buddy

Its times like these that i wish i could press the "YDI" button more than once.

you have your own job now, no one is holding your hand anymore. kinda pathetic that you need someone to hold your hand to tell you the work hours to your own job

72: You can press it twice. Four times if on two computers. =D Just open the thing to post the comment BEFORE you click it. You can click it from in here, and from the main page =D

I feel like u should know when your job starts so ydi

it's usually on your contract too

Oh but my boss does! It's ridiculous. He works maybe two hours a day and when he goes to meetings out of state he goes several days earlier and stays several days later on the company dime. He takes his wife too.

Don't assume it's fake. People are just fucking dumbasses sometimes.

As a first day question, I also like "How many times can you get caught sleeping at your desk before they fire you?" That's a good one to hold off onto until the first day. It is not a good interview question.

I wouldn't say it's a good question on the first day either :p

Maybe the first day will be so filled with adrenaline, you can't sleep at work that day. You might want to ask them later in the week, because the answer is never written down in the policy manual. Later on, you might want to ask about the "real" sexual harrassment policy. Ours is ass-pinching is OK, weiner-showing is not.

Wow, how do you deal with such uptight management? As long as nobody gets pregnant, we do what we want! I could never work at a no-weiner enviroment...

It pays OK. Having to keep my weiner in ALL DAY is pretty oppressive. I wish I could work at a place like yours.

It's pretty hard being a birthday clown though, you think you could manage?