Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
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awsome13 10
Free lunch?
SignUpisntcool 3
Redneck voice:Fry that up and eat it!
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Comments (109)
awsome13 10
Free lunch?
SmoshFan6 0
*sniff* You guys smell that? BUUUURRRN!
hellbilly205 17
Yummy.
Internut 6
At least it wasn't a deadmau5.
Danny0522 8
NOOOO!!! PICKACHU!!!!
natskie 7
Ew!
OHai15 12
Kill it!! Kill it!! With fire!!....oh wait...... o.O
oicu812xD 16
Fried rat. Delicious.
Calyx_fml 22
Ratatouille.
ocean4venue 0
My favorite food!
Inheritance 10
I'd like to know how a rat got into this emergency exit sign to begin with ..
Roevera 14
73- dafaq?
TheGITP 0
Honey look what I brought home for dinner~ :
TrickyDeath 14
But poor rat!
yolo95 5
that's nasty...
Cad6 24
No, it's delicious. You should *munch* try *munch* this oh my god *munch*.
Bekll 31
I read that with a Cleveland voice.
kakarot2 11
Sounds like a job for bear grills... Better drink my own piss.
Dr0reos 8
Dont worry OP youre doing gods work. How else are we going to keep the homless fed?
purplemnm 9
And not one single negative comment about his username. Shame on you, FML community!
SignUpisntcool 3
Redneck voice:Fry that up and eat it!
Cad6 24
Well, the exit sign decided to do the honors of frying it beforehand. What a nice exit sign.
ripresno 10
Another Redneck Voice: I got a possum!
Fonze13 0
Geter done
IDontKnow10101 14
Git 'R Done* love Larry the cable guy
OMGhiiiiii 4
Redneck voice: tastes just like chicken!
The_Hitdude 12
Shat ap wit dese Gosh darned red-neck-ed ack sents! Mah tolur-ense levil has jest 'bout reached its limit! Cant no 'un do nutin' 'riginal no more? Mah gudness...
kickuwithmyfist 1
This....Sentence... Hurts my face..:/
The_Hitdude 12
65- I died a little inside when I wrote it...
mars13_fml 8
Hahaha! Sounds like something my uncle from Texas would say. (btw I LOVE your picture)
KawiRacer69 5
everyone that posted "redneck voice" has only seen them in the movies, dumbass'.
Dr0reos 8
GIT'IR'DONE!!! MAKE NASCAR AN OLYPOC SPORT!!!!
ripresno 10
Hey I admit my family is a bunch of rednecks and we sometimes do talk like that and by the way possum actually isn't that bad
ancollins 6
*nods* Rednecks are sometimes actually not stupid, and insulting them can get you shot
KawiRacer69 5
the people they are making fun of is people that live way out in the country and cant afford an education but they know how to shoot hunt and fix stuff. i live out in the country in Texas so what are you ganna call me
harrypotter955 19
Well I guess u can say that the rat got fried
ItsTheKing 10
Op did...
mexicotoucher 7
Your pun was not as electrifying as you expected it to be, 4.
nchov523 11
Mmmmm... Sounds tasty...
musicloverwells 13
I was just thinking the same thing
Michael_92 20
Yes i agree, nothing gets my mouth watering like the thought of a ratburger.
mpj13 8
Rats sucks
gurly98 13
U suck
ripresno 10
We all suck! {^,^}
btnhdude 0
We all scream for ice cream..
ebonyirony 29
Well isn't that just nasty. Good luck, op
failgamer 7
I just saw you in a rage comic saying that you probably don't know what ebony means. You are popular :D
ebonyirony 29
It means black...? Seriously? Uh send me the link
shayshayshazam 14
The rat took the word 'exit' a little too literally.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Exit life, stage right.
MrSassypants 34
#30 cooked* right.
Cad6 24
Hello MrSassyPants. I see that your pants are extra sassy today.
tony1891 22
omg you killed Jerry!! so cruel =D
Cad6 24
Tom is jealous.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You bastards?
BriBeHyper 2
Jerry is a mouse....
CaramelMacchiato 13
As a child, I would always forget who was Tom and who was Jerry. They're the reason I have trust issues.
ShyAnn29 15
50 is right, Jerry is a mouse, not a rat!
nobodylikesyou 3
You kill em, we grill em!
gurly98 13
I know a friend who f**ks em