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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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You deserved it 3 743

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 762

You deserved it 258

By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 544

You deserved it 2 577

Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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You deserved it 104

Smooth, real smooth

By sonice - 18/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Duluth

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 472

You deserved it 1 876

By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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You deserved it 6 297

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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You deserved it 153

By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 709

You deserved it 3 558

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 990

You deserved it 6 978

Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 556

You deserved it 3 067

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:22

I love watching peoples' lives fall apart via Facebook :)

felton 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

What a dumbass! Lol .

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kk15375 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:05

that sucks :/

felton 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

What a dumbass! Lol .

ledzeppelinIV 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:29

I agree what a dumbass

miraggg 1

Sunday 14 November 2010 5:41

i agree.. like seriously who doesnt know that wall posts are public. what an Asshole!

gladstone123 5

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:07

I agree! Dump that idiot!

kristineszLIFE 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

Idiot

Hgielad_720 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

Why are you whining on FML? Dump that stupid bitch!

Hgielad_720 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:10

Well **** me sideways and call me Alan (FML Staff), I'm a stupid, stupid little girl.

Hgielad_720 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:38

Wow. I didn't realize that's why it got modded.

Hgielad_720 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:40

Also, don't act like I actually read the rules. Who would be stupid enough to waste their time doing that?

cooluc 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:47

<3 Sirin

InDenial 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:04

Sirin is awesome! :p

bamagrl410 31

Monday 15 November 2010 9:17

Ahahaha Sirin ftw again.

LeChuck 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

Ha! He sucks at cheating.

macskapingvin 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:07

Maybe he just has trouble remembering your name.

tex_mex13 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:09

you should dump him just for being stupid , oh yeah and cheating on you

ladies_man217 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:09

who the hell cares it's not like he cheated on you

janelly16 7

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:10

haha he pulled a fail

jackirose 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:28

ha. your name is Janel kinda rhymes with anal your picture makes it look even more true...

butthole_cheeze 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:18

hahahah 19, that was the funniest sh i have read on fml.

AmberrJade 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:12

19; that was hilare :')

wilsonchewy 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:14

janelly16 you are very hot

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:12

He got nailed by the "dumbass" detector.

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Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML

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Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

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Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML

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Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink juice in a wine glass. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm an alcoholic. FML

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