FML : Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook,...

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By girlwithaprob - / Saturday 13 November 2010 21:45 / United States

Love

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1696725 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:22

I love watching peoples' lives fall apart via Facebook :)

By felton | 0

#1696645 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

What a dumbass! Lol .

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By kk15375 | 0

#1696639 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:05

that sucks :/

By felton | 0

#1696645 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

What a dumbass! Lol .

ledzeppelinIV | 0

#1697661 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:29

I agree what a dumbass

miraggg | 1

#1697902 - Sunday 14 November 2010 5:41

i agree.. like seriously who doesnt know that wall posts are public. what an Asshole!

gladstone123 | 5

#1701549 - Sunday 14 November 2010 19:07

I agree! Dump that idiot!

By kristineszLIFE | 0

#1696647 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

Idiot

By Hgielad_720 | 0

#1696650 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

Why are you whining on FML? Dump that stupid bitch!

Hgielad_720 | 0

#1696694 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:10

Well fuck me sideways and call me Alan (FML Staff), I'm a stupid, stupid little girl.

Hgielad_720 | 0

#1696763 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:38

Wow. I didn't realize that's why it got modded.

Hgielad_720 | 0

#1696767 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:40

Also, don't act like I actually read the rules. Who would be stupid enough to waste their time doing that?

cooluc | 0

#1697102 - Sunday 14 November 2010 1:47

<3 Sirin

InDenial | 6

#1699931 - Sunday 14 November 2010 12:04

Sirin is awesome! :p

bamagrl410 | 31

#1704088 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:17

Ahahaha Sirin ftw again.

By LeChuck | 0

#1696653 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

Ha!

He sucks at cheating.

By macskapingvin | 0

#1696659 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:07

Maybe he just has trouble remembering your name.

By tex_mex13 | 0

#1696686 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:09

you should dump him just for being stupid , oh yeah and cheating on you

By ladies_man217 | 0

#1696688 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:09

who the hell cares it's not like he cheated on you

By janelly16 | 7

#1696691 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:10

haha he pulled a fail

jackirose | 0

#1696749 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:28

ha. your name is Janel
kinda rhymes with anal
your picture makes it look even more true...

butthole_cheeze | 0

#1696900 - Sunday 14 November 2010 1:18

hahahah 19, that was the funniest sh i have read on fml.

AmberrJade | 0

#1697628 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:12

19; that was hilare :')

wilsonchewy | 0

#1700464 - Sunday 14 November 2010 15:14

janelly16 you are very hot

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1696702 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:12

He got nailed by the "dumbass" detector.

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