Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML
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yomamasmama
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get some birds to fly in your house and eat them :D
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knibbsy
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You must have killed many creatures in your past. The karma karma karma karma karma chameleon has caught up to you.
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yomamasmama
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get some birds to fly in your house and eat them :D
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I_R_Genius
| 3
Just use them for fishing or just let birds into your house and let them have their way.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I ate an earthworm flavored jellybean once. it wasnt that bad.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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at least you can get rid of the worms and no one will be suspicious. i have a bunch of dead people in my house and i dont know what to do!
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LuxAeterna_fml
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Where'd you get it from? D:
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I_R_Genius
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I'll help you RFG, I have a very nice 150 acre farm picked out that no one goes to. So, I'll come pick you up and we can dump the bodies so no one will find out.
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FailVader
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Poor worms. FTheirLives.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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Thanks #23 now i know why they call you Genius
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BandddGeekkk
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20 & 23, you made my day. thank you for that. :D
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kriptonite_fml
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I know where dat 150 acre farm is. I sold it to you. I want my land back. you said you would build a school for I_R_Geniouses!
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I_R_Genius
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Shhh, I'm still going to build that school, but RFG needs my help now. I don't want him getting caught. Dammit, my secret has been found out. *runs to the I_R_Geniouscar and drives to my lair.*
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Mierda2k
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this is a lie. worms have no system therefore are about 99% odourless wen dead or alive. so even if u have thousands u wudnt be able to smell them wen they were dead. why do people keep putting lies here. hate that.
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tttiffany
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#69 to start, nice number.
next, thanks for teaching me an interesting fact!
last, WIN.
next, thanks for teaching me an interesting fact!
last, WIN.
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thelastavailable
| 13
Were they Harry Potters all flavour beans?
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BandddGeekkk
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ewwie!! worms are yuckky!!! I'm sooo sorry. /;
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Twistedsoul_fml
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oh god please tell me you're a girl
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sourgirl101
| 28
Why? Do guys not use the word "yucky"?
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BandddGeekkk
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haha, I am. :P
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Twistedsoul_fml
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I use yucky allll the time and vomitrousous but worms arnt that gross from a guys point of veiw lol...well my straight freind thinks there gross so well= meh idk where I'm going with this
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paras0mnia
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RT twisted soul: I know where you're going... and you fail
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Twistedsoul_fml
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u do? WTF? cuz i got lost lol I can't ever think straight
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thinis33
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don't you need to be straight to think straight?
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kikibisweet
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eww fyl
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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huh? sorry I wasn't listening I was staring at the twins.
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Twistedsoul_fml
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ewwwww FML for haveing to see ur profile picture...both of u totally vomitrousous
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tttiffany
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#41 = Hypocrite.
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Twistedsoul_fml
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how am I a hypocript? one is of sum girls brests than another is of a fat cartoons guys cencsord dick
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tttiffany
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SMH
http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=vomitrocious
-vomitrocious*********
-read the definition, then plug my 'hypocrite' remark to the situation.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=vomitrocious
-vomitrocious*********
-read the definition, then plug my 'hypocrite' remark to the situation.
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OverweightNinja
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brests?
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tttiffany
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No! breAsts.
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OverweightNinja
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you want to show me what now tiff?
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Twistedsoul_fml
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lol I don't know the definition I got it off muffy on Arthur when I was like 7 lol I used to love that show
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tttiffany
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sorry, I do not own breasts. I'm a male.
I liked that show.
I liked that show.
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OverweightNinja
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males can have breasts too, you're pretty cute for a guy.. ;p
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Twistedsoul_fml
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omg tif I loved that show sooo mutch I'm 17 and I still watch it of I'm looking at channals and I see it on lol
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MizzErikaHart
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me too ^
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Twistedsoul_fml
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=D
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MizzErikaHart
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it's kinda sad cuz I'm 22, seen allthe episodes, a million times each, but I'll still watch it. probably always wull
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pinkpillowz
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^^ my mom likes aurther
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optimusprime0069
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free dinner!
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Asario
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only for the fishes. free bait!
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knibbsy
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You must have killed many creatures in your past. The karma karma karma karma karma chameleon has caught up to you.
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Twistedsoul_fml
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she killed a spider lol
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stronghand0331
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Spiders deserve to die. They must have killed the last living unicorn... That is worth a worm massacre.
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JamesTheGiraffe
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karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go, you come and goooo.
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m00sh
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dododo! :D
i wish i knew the rest of the lyrics so i could sing along with you... :(
i wish i knew the rest of the lyrics so i could sing along with you... :(
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xcrystal011
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oh dang!!!!!! that really sucks
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tdog_ossim
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rofl, i can smell it even tho its nvr haopened to me :/
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RawrBunneh
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mmm, free food? (:
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Twistedsoul_fml
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well worms are acually relly high in protein so worm smoothie anyone? great for workouts:)
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soldier4life_88
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put some bacon in it!!! bacon makes everything taste better!!!!
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hkgirl89
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wow...that's gross! sucks for you!
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thisisLAUREN
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eww. how did you not notice that before?
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ncvolley123
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thisisLAUREN, if it wasn't for the lip ring, you'd be beautiful.
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dangerous_D
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Hi.