Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
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Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Today, I'm going to a cocktail event, except my dress is wrinkled and can't be ironed, so I got my steam cleaner from storage. I saw what looked like mold inside the water container. Turns out a mouse had got into it, drowned and started to decompose. My apartment now smells like death and my dress is still wrinkled. FML
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asdfghjklfmylife 0
that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.
guitartech18 0
that's nasty
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antiflamer5 0
eww
MissyWissyKach 0
well at least the mouse got clean after the first wash :)
superpanda24 0
Soooo fake. How would a rat get into your dishwasher without you noticing? Second, it would've left some kind of residue on your dishes, like hair or something. Third, when you open the dishwasher and you smell that instead of soap...I mean seriously.
heavenandhell 0
I agree with #23
blondeatheartoh9 0
#23 is right! =]
ReasonsToFly 0
Adding onto what #23 said: I don't think a dead mouse would smell horrific. I've had dead mice at my cottage lots of times.
sarah2144 14
#23 might be right. BUT, if this is true... then that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. FYL. And you might want to go see a doctor.
spicyavacados 0
Absolutely NOT fake! This happened to me a couple months ago. Well, my mother. I sure noticed the first day I came to visit. It was disgusting, I still have nightmares.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
seriously, ydi for being a dirty hobo
dgafprincess90 0
actually mice can smell horrific one got caught in my heater vent n it smelled like ass for a while til we foundout what it was but if it was bein washed over n over with soap i dunno
narsty 0
First the mouse (reling on gravitiy and the fact they didn't see it for a while) was in the bottom of the dishwasher where water drains not enters. Second, dish washer soap is prety powerfull therefore killing any possible bacteria on the dishes Third everything in the dishwasher, including the mouse would be drenched in detergent scented water every time she opened the door therefore masking the smell fourth it could have entered through the drain or while the door was open
Jerro893 0
Yeah, how does a dead rat in the dishwasher go unnoticed for a week?
cookiemobzta 0
YDI for not handwashing you lazy ass
youngcat24 0
ummm ew 48?
rockindyl22 0
What was techno music star Deadmau5 doing in your dishwasher? Did you party hard or what!!
guitartech18 0
that's nasty
kukopia 0
Thank-you officer obvious.
Jmido 0
Did it taste like chinese?
sillypuppy 0
WTF, I bet it tastes just as rotten as you, #79, ignorant mother-f*@#er racist.
musicboy997 0
thts just gross first losers haha
shizzitsabear 0
fail
TruWooF 0
i agree with #85, EPIC fail.
asdfghjklfmylife 0
that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.
simoneie123 0
agreed. there isn't really a word to describe that. beyond disgusting... not even close. :P
demonstare7 5
101- it's a mouse you idiot. They're small. Rats are big. If you don't notice a rat, you're retarded. If you don't notice a mouse, you don't inspect every crack and crevice of your dishwasher. Dumbass.
curryndricegirll 0
that is disgusting...how do you NOT notice a dead rat in your dishwasher? YDI for not noticing it....even though that's probably really harsh.
DamnDatFML 0
How do YOU not notice that it was a mouse and not a rat? ignorant bitch
DamnDatFML 0
^______^
WoLfNiNja3 0
Eww that's gross
slapper23 0
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger..
tubaguy42 0
except paralysis. and degenerative diseases.
tblack147 0
Haha well fyl but look at it this way it's good for ur immune system
DirtyDiana_fml 0
gag
zapskimmer 0
eeeeeewwwww btw i lost my virginity last nite im 13!!!!!! :D
cindybuzz 5
Oh god....
plexico 3
And how does this pertain to a dead mouse? Is it because you finally got your mouse to the house? Well done, kid, just hope that one day when you are going to do it again, you don't give her a dead mouse. (But they have Viagra for that.)
jjenniferr05 0
stupid thirteen year old ****. no once cares. stfu. fyl.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
I lost my virginity when I was 5. Suck on that, bitch!
sarah2144 14
I notice that you added a happy face at the end of your comment, #13. So you're happy about losing your virginity at THIRTEEN?! Believe me, that's not something to be proud of. It just means you're a ****.
plexico 3
Didn't you see that zapskimmer was male? It's a double-standard but he's a "stud" or a "playah." If he were a girl, he'd be a ****. That's the rules -- I didn't make them up.
Darrus 0
#13 is a 64 year-old guy...
HumanTorch007 0
Nobody gives a shit ****
XxHannahxX 0
OOH congrats, not only are you stupid AND irresponsible for losing your virginity at such a young age, but you also lost it before you learned proper grammar! Whoo hoo! Do us a favor, spend less time in bed and more time in school idiot. By the way, the first part of my comment was a magical thing called sarcasm.
XxHannahxX 0
Oops I meant proper spelling...sorry about that! =P
dgafprincess90 0
your life must really suck ifyour going of subject about your v card dont you have friends to tell that to?
quackquackquac 0
13... as in 13th comment?