By Anonymous - 06/03/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 569
You deserved it 49 866

Same thing different taste

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I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.

Why didn't you look who it was? This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...


XuniqueX 7

nooo god would say good job. wtf OP that's so stupid what if it was like your gandmother or something people these days......

its a pastor not a priest get your religions right lol.

Thou hast been a bad Christian! The almighty lord shall damn thee to Hell, along with all of the Jews, Muslims, homosexuals, Hindus, Buddhists, Atheists, everyone who was born before Christianity became a religion, and black people!

Blue_Coconuts 7

I'm Jewish so I don't know about the difference between pastor and priest, can you explain them to me? I thought it was all the same thing... Meh...

Thou hast been a bad Christian! The almighty lord shall condemn thee to Hell, just like the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Mormons, Atheists,

....Buddhists, everyone born before Christianity became a religion, and Black people!

#12: It's the same thing, #4 is just a moron.

epoh_fml 0

No. they're not the same. A pastor preaches at Baptist churches (maybe other religions too) and Priests are for Catholics.

nates0210 0

may god have mercy on your soul!

Why would a pastor be trying to call you anyways?

preists are catholic. pastors are protastant.

quikwit1212 0

You are all wrong. All the time at my catholic church, we say presider, priest, or pastor.

so you're life is ****** because you told someone who, on the surface, seems to be a spokesperson for some mystical, magical creature in the sky? I think you will be ok.

i'm nondenom and it's pastor. at my old catholic church it's priest

What #55 said. You really didn't know this wasn't a good idea? At least it was a pastor who can forgive and counsel you.

kaileebug 0

I'm catholic. We have priests. Protestants have pastors. Priests aren't allowed to marry, Pastors are.

treesdevin 0

honestly....who gives a **** they're pretty similar

xx3ginaxx3 0

I guess it depends on the church, but I've actually gotten phone calls from my pastors in the past, it's not that uncommon...


Oh No now you will have to go to Hell along with 99.9% of everyone else. Get some caller ID and then go and listen to a child molester tell you fairy tales.

Today I realised I should learn to check my caller Id like a normal personal instead of being a douchebag and shouting f*** off everytime I answer my phone, FYL.

#71 I'll pray for you tonight. why can't God be capitolized

dragonite6935 0

agree with 71 and 109 "believers" aren't any better than the rest of us.

AlmothePirate 0

@109, sorry your bitter. some of us truly do mean good when we say "I'll pray for you." you just assumed a certain tone with it that may or may not have been intended. sure a lot of religious people say it in a judgemental tone. And they make all the rest of us look like douchebags. just don't lump us into the same catergory because they piss me off just as much as they piss you off.

u have to pay 4 caller Id. it's like $5 for a cell phone I think.. bit cell phones are expeaive so he might not be able to aford if

wrong again, preists also preach in Orthodox churches not only Catholic churches. As for the OP u made me lmao. Thanks!

its funny how ppl worship and waste there lives on some fake fag

Pastors are Baptist and can marry, while Priests are Catholic and dont

I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.

that's catholics. pasters are baptist.

a paster is someone who pastes something

you totally deserved that one haha I don't feel sorry

Actually a paster is someone who pastes. A pastor is "A Christian minister or priest having spiritual charge over a congregation or other group."

Seriously, who answers a phone like that without looking at who it is?

d3ath1snatural 0

maybe he was trying to het **** up but accidentally called someone

Why didn't you look who it was? This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...

there Is a thing called caller id. hha

And along with that, how about not answering the phone at all if you're just planning to be a bitch anyways?

Caller id FTW!!! ... then again it may have been a house phone with no ID... or the OP didn't know the number

lol if i was him and looked at the the caller id it wouldve been even more reason to yell **** off in my opinion

KurouTenshi 0

just tell that religious nut freak to piss off. oh wait, you already did! :D step 1 accomplished! ^^ way to stay ahead of the game!

so what it's your in your house you can say whatever the **** you want

Pumpkin226 0

I'm sorry about your bad day! We all have them. Be more careful next time. <:|

mama2b3 20

who answers their phone like that anyways? YDI

deanomiye 0

you could have given him a heart attack and killed him!!!

it's 2010. Why don't you have caller ID?

treesdevin 0

it is 2010.... why did we elect George bush for 2 terms....why haven't we found a cure for cancer...why is weed still illegal in the U.S...why are they're kids dying everyday from starvation.??????????? why is our world so ****** up.???? answer me that please

saranottelling 7

#88, The American people technically only elected Bush once.

In order: Because he was the better choice. Because there's too much money to be made in "cancer research". Because too many law makers are brainwashed into believing the anti-weed propaganda. Because people keep having babies they can't feed. Our world is fine, it's rotating on it's axis like it always has been, orbiting it's local star. It's the people ON the World that are ****** up.

treesdevin 0

haa sorry this was to another comment...but umm technically..your vote doesn't mean shit...the electoral college decides who's gonna be our president...not us that's why he was re elected....they're rhetorical questions ftw