Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML
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sleekRelease
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Well, God wouldn't agree with that eh?
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XuniqueX
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nooo god would say good job. wtf OP that's so stupid what if it was like your gandmother or something
people these days......
people these days......
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bethan1
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its a pastor not a priest get your religions right lol.
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reyemrein
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Thou hast been a bad Christian! The almighty lord shall damn thee to Hell, along with all of the Jews, Muslims, homosexuals, Hindus, Buddhists, Atheists, everyone who was born before Christianity became a religion, and black people!
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bethan1
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stupid disapearing comments...
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Blue_Coconuts
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I'm Jewish so I don't know about the difference between pastor and priest, can you explain them to me? I thought it was all the same thing... Meh...
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reyemrein
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Thou hast been a bad Christian! The almighty lord shall condemn thee to Hell, just like the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Mormons, Atheists,
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reyemrein
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....Buddhists, everyone born before Christianity became a religion, and Black people!
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Moemoemoe_fml
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#12: It's the same thing, #4 is just a moron.
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epoh_fml
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No. they're not the same. A pastor preaches at Baptist churches (maybe other religions too) and Priests are for Catholics.
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nates0210
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may god have mercy on your soul!
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sleekRelease
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WTF, I got first on this.
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chromeLegend
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Why would a pastor be trying to call you anyways?
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AlexZB
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you JUST learned this?
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myownenemy
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preists are catholic. pastors are protastant.
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quikwit1212
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You are all wrong. All the time at my catholic church, we say presider, priest, or pastor.
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visitor_fml
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so you're life is fucked because you told someone who, on the surface, seems to be a spokesperson for some mystical, magical creature in the sky? I think you will be ok.
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thirdbase1733
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i'm nondenom and it's pastor. at my old catholic church it's priest
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ImaginaryFoe
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What #55 said. You really didn't know this wasn't a good idea? At least it was a pastor who can forgive and counsel you.
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kaileebug
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I'm catholic. We have priests. Protestants have pastors. Priests aren't allowed to marry, Pastors are.
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treesdevin
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honestly....who gives a fuck they're pretty similar
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xx3ginaxx3
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I guess it depends on the church, but I've actually gotten phone calls from my pastors in the past, it's not that uncommon...
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8trickster8
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST NOT ANSWER THE PHONE?
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cgysoccerfreak
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fuck Jews hail hitler!
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ReyEr9412
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Oh No now you will have to go to Hell along with 99.9% of everyone else. Get some caller ID and then go and listen to a child molester tell you fairy tales.
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jaypineapple
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Today I realised I should learn to check my caller Id like a normal personal instead of being a douchebag and shouting f*** off everytime I answer my phone, FYL.
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dudester1
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#71 I'll pray for you tonight. why can't God be capitolized
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dragonite6935
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agree with 71 and 109 "believers" aren't any better than the rest of us.
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AlmothePirate
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@109, sorry your bitter. some of us truly do mean good when we say "I'll pray for you." you just assumed a certain tone with it that may or may not have been intended. sure a lot of religious people say it in a judgemental tone. And they make all the rest of us look like douchebags. just don't lump us into the same catergory because they piss me off just as much as they piss you off.
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Ep1cPha1l
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oh no you di'unt
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48Connor
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hellz yeah!!
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48Connor
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u have to pay 4 caller Id. it's like $5 for a cell phone I think.. bit cell phones are expeaive so he might not be able to aford if
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fylifeindeed
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wrong again, preists also preach in Orthodox churches not only Catholic churches. As for the OP u made me lmao. Thanks!
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bl4sted
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its funny how ppl worship and waste there lives on some fake fag
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xXNaxieldXx
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Pastors are Baptist and can marry, while Priests are Catholic and dont
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dudester1
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thank you # 117
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SoundTheAlarm
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I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.
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Foxy_On_Fire
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that's catholics. pasters are baptist.
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StoryOfTheYear
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a paster is someone who pastes something
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ttrplayer
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you totally deserved that one haha I don't feel sorry
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strandedinalimo
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Actually a paster is someone who pastes. A pastor is "A Christian minister or priest having spiritual charge over a congregation or other group."
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Tarheel2147
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Seriously, who answers a phone like that without looking at who it is?
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d3ath1snatural
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maybe he was trying to het porn up but accidentally called someone
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vansbabe66
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hahaha
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napero
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Why didn't you look who it was?
This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...
This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...
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deathcab7
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there Is a thing called caller id. hha
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automatedeffemel
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And along with that, how about not answering the phone at all if you're just planning to be a bitch anyways?
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DGross
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Caller id FTW!!!
... then again it may have been a house phone with no ID... or the OP didn't know the number
... then again it may have been a house phone with no ID... or the OP didn't know the number
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StoryOfTheYear
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lol if i was him and looked at the the caller id it wouldve been even more reason to yell fuck off in my opinion
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KurouTenshi
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just tell that religious nut freak to piss off. oh wait, you already did! :D step 1 accomplished! ^^ way to stay ahead of the game!
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randomstudios
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Thank you
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alex1432
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so what it's your in your house you can say whatever the fuck you want
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Pumpkin226
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I'm sorry about your bad day! We all have them. Be more careful next time. <:|
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mama2b3
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who answers their phone like that anyways? YDI
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deanomiye
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you could have given him a heart attack and killed him!!!
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timk_fml
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going to hell
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SaberHound
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it's 2010. Why don't you have caller ID?
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LOLomgWTF
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amen
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farsidee
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Hallelujah!
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treesdevin
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it is 2010.... why did we elect George bush for 2 terms....why haven't we found a cure for cancer...why is weed still illegal in the U.S...why are they're kids dying everyday from starvation.??????????? why is our world so fucked up.???? answer me that please
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saranottelling
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#88, The American people technically only elected Bush once.
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dontgiveacrap
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In order: Because he was the better choice. Because there's too much money to be made in "cancer research". Because too many law makers are brainwashed into believing the anti-weed propaganda. Because people keep having babies they can't feed. Our world is fine, it's rotating on it's axis like it always has been, orbiting it's local star. It's the people ON the World that are fucked up.
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treesdevin
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haa sorry this was to another comment...but umm technically..your vote doesn't mean shit...the electoral college decides who's gonna be our president...not us that's why he was re elected....they're rhetorical questions ftw
This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...