Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.
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Comments (147)
BlueEyesLove 0
Idk which is worse the fact that she cheated on you or the fact that your brother had sex with your girl
kat2812 1
the fact that his brother screwed his gf. skanks will come and go, if she would cheat (let alone w/ his brother) then she isn't someone he wants to be with anyway. OP, sorry you will have to feel that hurt every time you look at your brother. chances are she will do the same to him (hopefully you don't have anymore asshole siblings). who wants sloppy seconds anyway,or in this ***** case thirds, or fourths...
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
Maybe he is a twin
thisbitchlys 0
Ouchh.
HighGTurn 12
He's your bro, kick his ass!! Or tell your parents in him
nofearjenshere 12
& what are his parents going to do? "Son, now you know we told you not to **** around with your brother's girlfriend! You're grounded!"
coried91 28
Aw let's go tattle and be more childish than his brother was.
HeyMondayAddict 4
Awww you poor soul. ):
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Dude, I feel for you man. My girl did that to me years ago. + I live in Pa and it is impossible to get a good chick around here.
chels1994 11
They're both scumbags and you deserve better OP
idl3mind 0
The first rule of Lent is you do not talk about what you gave up for Lent.
KingCeltic77 18
Exactly! What you give up for Lent is between you and God.
coried91 28
I've never heard that rule before and I've been Catholic my whole life. Then again, I believe the religion is full of contradictions. I thought that rule only applied to wishes. I could be wrong.
kevin3644 0
Dude, did you at least break your brothers nose? If not pass your man card forward
subversivefreak 2
The way I read this, it sounds like she's been keeping it in the family before Lent began.