Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
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Top comments
Feklfekl2222 32
At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.
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Comments (147)
mosquito19 14
tag team!
ankoku 2
Soak all your condoms in jalapeno juice, then put a few in your bro's drawer and wait for all to once again be right with the world!
I_Punch_Babies 7
shoot your bro and choke that hoe!
twilightluvr101 4
First thought...... You are not the father!
Lolo99981 5
The first time i read this, i thought it said her brother…
kerrwoof 13
That's one thing you don't do... You never hook up with a family members girlfriend/boyfriend or even ex, and same thing goes for best friends.
novalaise 7
Its more messed up that your own brother did that to you. Now thats just cold.
csi_fml 19
I guess bros before hoes doesn't mean anything here
perdix 31
Isn't giving up pre-marital sex for Lent kind of like giving up worshipping graven images or murdering people?
KeepTalking 6
Wouldn't be talking babe