Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
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Top comments
Feklfekl2222 32
At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.
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Comments (147)
arielasa 10
there are better chickadee's out there for you. she's just a sleazy bitch...
MDTeddy 13
This is yet another cheating girl. When will people learn to end the relationship first. Although, they should know they are messing with people's emotions.
MrGroovy28 7
I mean first of all you better have knocked the shit out of your brother and his desire for sloppy seconds. Second, I think you may want to take the juvenile route here and make her "known" in the community.
damnu 3
Time to even the score by doing your brother's gf.
sweetpea41800 0
93- you can have a Mickey mouse cookie :)
Rainbow_Crash 11
OP, physical violence against either your brother or your (hopefully) ex-girlfriend are not in order here. What should be in order is cutting these two undesirable people from your life. If you want, talk to your brother when the initial anger wears off to get his side of the story. If that doesn't work, then remove him from your life.
ktulu94 2
And you are a nun
imustbeinsane 2
I appreciate the clean insults, but in such an extreme case I think "go **** yourself you unfaithful *****" is the better option
Hts777 4
At least it wasn't your dad
SpruceDread4578 13
I had an ex cheat on me before...it's the worst feeling. Sorry, OP, and **** your ex, she's a total bitch.