Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
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Top comments
Feklfekl2222 32
At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.
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Comments (147)
Mariaa5411 0
Dump her ass
ultra_notorious 26
couldn't even get in on some three way action?
norman112 3
that nd of stuff makes the world hard to live in
blackman100 20
That bitch! Still, funny is funny.
millerwheels 0
Today my friend walks up to me and tells me that he is really tired and that I should get up so he can sit down And rest for a little. The only problem with this was that I am paralyzed and have been for 3 years FML
floatguy 2
Ohhh.... Ain't that a kick in the teeth;(((
UncleMuscles 5
Let me finish that for you. "The **** brah?"
sulitak 27
I voted YDI for not calling her an ex now.
sydstoomuch 19
Lent?
tuckit 28
Ouch, what a bitch.