Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.
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Comments (147)
ajs2128 1
At least she kept it in the family....
Jessj958 19
Not cool at all! Especially on ur brothers part. I was in a similar situation with my then boyfriend and sister...not fun! Sorry u are in this messed up situation : (
jamesds92 0
I mean come on though. who hasn't slept with your brother?
kalbrek009 20
Please tell me your brother's nick name isn't lent. Jk. Yeah, she's a bit of a bitch & if she'll cut you off & not everyone else too then she's not worth it. Move on & be glad when you don't end up on an episode of Maury for "who's my baby's daddy"
wongalicious 0
Wow.. I hope you gave her the boot!
afunnyterdcody 5
I don't understand how people can post this shit if my girlfriend did that I would beat the shit out of her
ac11_fml 0
What a ****
bubo_fml 11
Sounds like she "lent" herself out, alright! No problem though, tell her ya gave up ****** for lent, but not anal & work out a two's up w/ her & your Bro...Win-win!
herpaderpy 0
Tell her you gave up respect for women over lent. Proceed to wipe your ass with her toothbrush, replace her shampoo with marshmallow cream, piss on her favorite shoes, and leave all of her shit in a box in your yard until she picks it up. Whatever doesn't fit in the box, throw away where she can see it. (This is only necessary for skanky bitches who sleep with siblings, or something just as morally ****** up..)
CaptainNaaws 0
Tell her, "I'm giving up having you as a girlfriend for the fact that you're a *****.