By ohno - 25/03/2012 13:11 - United States - East Stroudsburg

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Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.

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ajs2128 1

At least she kept it in the family....

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Jessj958 19

Not cool at all! Especially on ur brothers part. I was in a similar situation with my then boyfriend and sister...not fun! Sorry u are in this messed up situation : (

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jamesds92 0

I mean come on though. who hasn't slept with your brother?

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kalbrek009 20

Please tell me your brother's nick name isn't lent. Jk. Yeah, she's a bit of a bitch & if she'll cut you off & not everyone else too then she's not worth it. Move on & be glad when you don't end up on an episode of Maury for "who's my baby's daddy"

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wongalicious 0

Wow.. I hope you gave her the boot!

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afunnyterdcody 5

I don't understand how people can post this shit if my girlfriend did that I would beat the shit out of her

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bubo_fml 10

Sounds like she "lent" herself out, alright! No problem though, tell her ya gave up ****** for lent, but not anal & work out a two's up w/ her & your Bro...Win-win!

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herpaderpy 0

Tell her you gave up respect for women over lent. Proceed to wipe your ass with her toothbrush, replace her shampoo with marshmallow cream, piss on her favorite shoes, and leave all of her shit in a box in your yard until she picks it up. Whatever doesn't fit in the box, throw away where she can see it. (This is only necessary for skanky bitches who sleep with siblings, or something just as morally ****** up..)

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CaptainNaaws 0

Tell her, "I'm giving up having you as a girlfriend for the fact that you're a *****.

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