Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
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Top comments
Feklfekl2222 32
At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.
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Comments (147)
americananarchy 3
Kill em both
anarchistpunk 3
Haha we aren't an anarchist nation yet dude. But i thought the same thing
Heinousness 0
One thing that I gave up for lent was "stop thinking of killing others", so I wasn't thinking that. Even if I did that, I would live in hell for eternity. I do and think this even though I usually am not thinking religion. Good idea, though.
dutchpower 5
Great thinking!!;D
MsConfusedd 27
Looks like you just lot two people you thought loved you, sorry OP
ftooley 6
How many time you gonna post this one?
haileyblows 7
the fact that your own brother would have sex with your girlfriend is worse than the fact that your girlfriend would cheat on you....that sucks op.
HandsomeRatch 20
Nice to know that your brother respects you. Seriously, you're messed up if you do this to your sibling/SO. FYL, OP. Family gatherings are bound to be awkward now (to say the least...).
albsure23 3
Your bro deserves to get his nuts cut off
Rbroome21 0
What a terrible girlfriend and brother.
lolipop1234_fml 7
Give up not kicking the shit out of your brother for lent then.
rocker_chick105 31
Well, It's better than OP's father...
LuckyTroll 6
Kill your bro dump the hoe
Zorah1337 0
Simple