By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML
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Maybe you should shower...

You got that mud butt?


no one gives a fuck

yeah, because that's original and not at all annoying.

rcgirl2 11

Congrats! Want a cookie and some warm milk? -_-

It's funny to see all the comments about the idiotic first posters.

blackheart24 10

What was number ones comment?? I missed it lol.

The comment was 'first', just if you're wondering.

49- I didn't see it either but based on the previous comments I think it was somewhere on the lines of "FIRST!!!"

You got that mud butt?

monkeysareyummy 0

Crusty butt

As long as OP doesn't give anyone one of those Brazillian lap dances... *shudders*

Cutieday101 0

Swamp ass ? Genius, I think I'll use that from now on. Bwahahahaha

165 - How long has it been since you were in English class?

BunBunBabe 8

Hahah love all the sanatorum references

Flies like a lot of "junk" in the trunk

Wash that dirty ass!

Maybe you should shower...

X_Codes 11

Or at least wipe...

Or maybe stop wearing thongs to the beach.

She was at the pool.

Lol yeah sorry pool. Still my point stands... If it's a public pool :)

Agreed. In my opinion, if im out at the pool or beach or wherever, i dont wanna see a girls butt. If young kids were around, theyd be seeing way more than they should.

If op was at a private pool then she should wear what she wants, but if its in public then you really shouldn't be wearing that......and of you do you should really dosome cleaning in advance...

It doesn't matter, she needs personal hygiene.

They we just attracted by your sexiness

KiddNYC1O 20

They like to be all up there!

Skid marks are delicious feasts for all future fly maggots

whoopsies *were. well this is embarassing.. =_='

That's weird, I never saw that mistake untill you pointed it out xD

Yeah stuff happens.. it's just like "the awkward when blablabla" and you don't notice there's no moment... yeah

Lasagnaa 24

Strange. I didn't notice the "were" but I noticed the word "moment" was missing lol

I hope you weren't at the community pool

aruam365 24

I was too. I'm all for women wearing bikinis so long as they have the body to wear one and the bikini covers the important bits but 99.99% of your ass shouldn't be showing in public unless it's a nude beach or if you want to look easy.

@ #72, wow I couldn't agree more, if you are comfortable with a bikini then wear one, the important part is that you accept yourself as who you are :-)!

TunechiXXL 0

72 - Yes to each there own but trust me, there are some things I just don't want to see. They shouldn't feel free to look disgusting.....

Just because a woman is, let's just say... Curvier ... Doesn't mean they should be forced to cover up when it is socially acceptable for other, more petite woman to run around showing 98% of their bodies. I think it's great when i see women of all shapes and sizes indulge in wearing bikinis. As long as they feel confident and comfortable in their own skin, who are we to judge?

Bikinis r waste .. Haha

mariet_fml 23

#17: I think you mean a bit too little.

alyssaroxs 4

So true

If you think that way then your original opinion of the thong bikini is a little hypocritical, no? The whole point is appropriateness... and a large woman (and by large I mean inappropriately overweight) in a two piece is just as disturbing as OP's ass.

Pics or it didn't happen.

that's pretty gross haha

lsucheer 0

Austin mahone!

Um ^^ what was the point of that?

rcgirl2 11

You nasty!

toenibbler 14

That happens all the time when I bust out my mankini.

gabbybmo 5


Best comment of the night. :) thanks for the giggle.

@ #156 don't you mean jiggle........sorry my perverted teen instincts forced me to do that!

toenibbler 14

Anytime you guys, glad you enjoyed it

SanchoClaus25 6

Stinky winky

koolkat27 13

Lala, dipsy, po. sorry, your comment made me think of the telletubbies:-)