Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Irony
Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Nice spread
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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IScreamRawr 4
might want to see a doctor.
thinmint 0
what a bitch you are for assuming op is lazy. underarm acne is not a matter of being clean, it is a condition that requires specific tmt. I can't stand ppl like you.
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Comments (283)
this_kid17 0
that's disgusting
piper0089 0
I didn't know you could get acne in your armpits
musicislife731 0
At least you don't have bacne all over your back, like some people. But, I'm sorry OP, hopefully it will clear up. :)
theschweigert 0
at least its not on your face...
do20ss 4
yea fyl tell your girlfriend to pop them for you....o wait YOU HAVE SEVERE ACNE yasukbud
Gucci_Girl 2
This fml made me spit. ew..
Stotan1228 0
and i bet you weigh 500 lbs too. invest in a treadmill.
honestlove11 0
you're an idiot.
0darkfire0 0
that's all wrong 186, you're meant to say 'maybe you should invest in a brain'. :D
Stotan1228 0
nah i just hate fat people.
erjaguam 0
um disinfect it. ugh yuck
PentiumBawls8 0
atleast you dont have herpes
katatak 0
OP: In all seriousness, consider seeing a dermatologist. People don't typically get pimples in their underarms, so you may be displaying a serious and painful skin condition known as hidradenitis suppurativa. I should know, I've had it for about 5 years. It's related to acne but it is an infection of the apocrine glands (so it will eventually appear on your groin and breast- yes, even if you are a man). It is not related to hygiene at all! I think helosoldier alluded to this disease as well, but it is called hidradenitis suppurativa, not hydrocondriasis. You can try over the counter benzoyl peroxide, but the stuff prescribed by dermatologists is stronger. Good luck, I hope it works out for you, but feel free to message me if you have any questions about it.
trb85 11
This is what I thought about, too. HS is awful. OP, talk to your doc/dermatologist!