By GetAnotherRoomAlready - 12/03/2016 05:58 - United States - Singapore

Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML
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Tripartita 44

"No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!" "Why can't you just ******* admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!" "No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!" "Well then I guess we're over!" "Fine!" "FINE!" … "Move on and find somebody else." "No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."

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anyagrande 31

How the hell can you do that for half an hour omg

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anyagrande 31

How the hell can you do that for half an hour omg

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cutycat136 28

How the hell could you say that kind of stuff in the first place let alone for the half an hour. I'm sorry if I'm the only one, but I really don't ever want to be the one to hear the words "schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo" come out of my mouth or my boyfriends

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tj4234 35

I have an ex who used to do it. Believe me, unfortunately it's possible.

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Roskosity 22

Tried it. Bf just said, "I don't doubt it." -___-

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jelrid 30

The things people do for love. At least they seem to have found it! Still though, I cannot imagine how difficult that would be to fall back asleep to!

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oathkeeper99 31

At least they weren't having cybersex...?

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Welshite 39

They are doing it wrong. If one wants to really declare one's love: wait until they are about to be frozen in carbonite, and expect an epic one liner in response. That's true love right there.

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Tripartita 44

"No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!" "Why can't you just ******* admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!" "No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!" "Well then I guess we're over!" "Fine!" "FINE!" … "Move on and find somebody else." "No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."

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vikky538 28

Its a skype call. All he need to do is power off the router!!

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nemisis11 12

That's when you yell through the door after she says it so they both hear you say "that will prove true soon. Dead people can't love"

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football98_fml 20

Ugh people like that really bug me.

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theoldman 22

Are you roommates with Jerry Seinfeld?

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Eyalsh 32

i immediately thought about that :D the soup nazi episode

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