By GetAnotherRoomAlready - 12/3/2016 05:58 - United States - Singapore
Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

"No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!"
"Why can't you just fucking admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!"
"No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!"
"Well then I guess we're over!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!"



"Move on and find somebody else."
"No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."

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  cutycat136  |  28

How the hell could you say that kind of stuff in the first place let alone for the half an hour. I'm sorry if I'm the only one, but I really don't ever want to be the one to hear the words "schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo" come out of my mouth or my boyfriends

By  jelrid  |  30

The things people do for love. At least they seem to have found it! Still though, I cannot imagine how difficult that would be to fall back asleep to!

By  Welshite  |  39

They are doing it wrong. If one wants to really declare one's love: wait until they are about to be frozen in carbonite, and expect an epic one liner in response. That's true love right there.

By  Tripartita  |  44

"No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!"
"Why can't you just fucking admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!"
"No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!"
"Well then I guess we're over!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!"



"Move on and find somebody else."
"No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."