Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Irony
Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Nice spread
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Top comments
IScreamRawr 4
might want to see a doctor.
thinmint 0
what a bitch you are for assuming op is lazy. underarm acne is not a matter of being clean, it is a condition that requires specific tmt. I can't stand ppl like you.
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Comments (283)
bedbuddy74 4
Dermatologist....find one!
rocker_chick23 27
This is for all the dumbasses saying "Durr, you're disgusting for not showering every day" and "you must have bad hygiene." The OP most likely has cystic acne or ingrown hairs. It does not have to do with the OP's hygiene
namine120409 42
I agree with those who've advised you to seek medical help. But **** your life, indeed.
makielie 18
What help me is putting vitamin E oil on then, clears them up quite well!
gatorgirl7563 22
Seriously, time to see a doctor. Sounds to me like you have an un-diagnosed allergy and your skin is reacting to it.