Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Irony
Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Nice spread
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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IScreamRawr 4
might want to see a doctor.
thinmint 0
what a bitch you are for assuming op is lazy. underarm acne is not a matter of being clean, it is a condition that requires specific tmt. I can't stand ppl like you.
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Comments (283)
Twin_Uzis 0
You deserved it for saying "then" instead of "than."
Osakhomen 0
It's probably just a mistake. My gosh.
Bamfy 0
wow that's beautiful
Angejolie 0
lucky you. atleast no one can see them.
PennyAnna 3
You'd be surprised. I've had folliculitis (which is similar) under my arms, and half my clothes didn't cover it properly. But if OP is a guy they shouldn't have such a problem with that, at least.
Vancev4 0
yo that means you gotta clean more you greasy filthy monster
ohSNAPyall 27
That sucks. Try clotrimazole cream; maybe it will help the moisture imbalance that may be triggering such a severe reaction.
beek35 0
EW!
Sindyy 0
Eww. D:
gr3y_fml 1
Sure it's acne under your arms and not ingrown hairs or swollen lymph nodes? Oh well, at least your pits are easier to hide.
Sakirutaki 0
I didn't need to know this.
Dozwoz 0
Hang in there! bet its not as bad as you think! The more you stress about it the worse it gets ( i know!) go to a dr and ask about roaccutane!it worked for me excellently first hand but got very stressed a year later and it returned!but will go back on it if i have to! Egnore all the other stupid comments. stupid, sad , pathetic people who clearly have nothing else to do with their life! good'luck =)