Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Irony
Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Nice spread
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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IScreamRawr 4
might want to see a doctor.
thinmint 0
what a bitch you are for assuming op is lazy. underarm acne is not a matter of being clean, it is a condition that requires specific tmt. I can't stand ppl like you.
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Comments (283)
sexy_cali_girl 0
you really shuld get that checked out thoe cuz bad acne is a medical condition nd for most can b easy fixed
jessiii_xo 0
my comment got cut off :( but i meant to say at the end,, do us all a favor and shut the hell up, people get acne all the time
xkylieshea 0
thts disgusting
lupe_girl26 0
At least its not on your face!!
Laxloverr24 0
yuuckk. there are medical prescriptions to help acne. try one of them. go to a doctor.
sallybobally 0
try pure aloe. like right out of the leaf, not packaged at all. It cleared up my high school sweetheart's narsty backne in no time . pick up a plant or two, snip a little leaf and rub the insides of it. they keep for like a week in the fridge, and Aloe is really easy to keep alive, water about once a month. also makes your skin reaaaaaly nice for folks who don't have acne
thesixth 0
ouch my friend had that. gone now though
Mikeymikey 4
lol well it seems the more you go down the worse it gets.... so don't go searching acne in yr butt.... hahahaha
Oreogasm 5
could be keratosis pilaris, which is commonly mistaken for acne, goosebumps, or a mixture of both. unfortunately, there is no cure for it so FYL OP, and FML because I have it too.
puppystomper 0
lol