baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Ontario, United States
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
chuffberry
Raleigh, United States
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
DeepCleanAcne
Irony
Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML
allergyface
Canada
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Nice spread
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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IScreamRawr 4
might want to see a doctor.
thinmint 0
what a bitch you are for assuming op is lazy. underarm acne is not a matter of being clean, it is a condition that requires specific tmt. I can't stand ppl like you.
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MndM 0
@#87 do WE need to know that?
ScaryyMary 14
Why is your name baconrash? Is it an allergic reaction to bacon? You poor dear... Or is the rash caused by bacon because you use bacon for deodorant? (Props for smelling delicious, but it's a bit oily to rub on your skin...) Seriously, I will never be able to eat bacon again without thinking of armpit-zits. Thank you, OP.
uguk 0
*than
succubusprime 0
Did you discover this after shaving your underarms? Pouring clorox on your acne and then covering it with plastic wrap will clear it right up.
jennacide 0
How does that work? Does it work with all acne?
succubusprime 0
Definitely, but it works best on more sensitive skin areas, like the face, neck, and underarms (the plastic wrap/clorox method is also rumored cure herpes with this science logic) Also cures bronchitis if you swallow a cup full and cover your mouth with said plastic wrap.
nadyy14 8
www feel bad for yu
christfollower 0
dude how do u get that
craztpete 0
talk to your doctor about acutain aka isotetryn I used it it's AMAZING!!
sexychick_14 0
thats gross ? how did u get that
HurfDurf8D 0
ew haggard
Ayselen 0
LOL I remember moderating this! xD