Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Anonymous
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
pizzaface
United States
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Anonymous
Leer, Germany
Getting on a bit
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
greeple
Singapore
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Mitcha857
United States
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
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cacheson 42
At least they’re generally less visible? Maybe do a nightly butt soak...
mcsmee 8
Makes it a bit harder to stand in front of the mirror popping zits.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Pics or it's fake! No wait, on second thought, keep your photos. I don't want to see your pimply ass!
cacheson 42
At least they’re generally less visible? Maybe do a nightly butt soak...
ftpallday666 16
I get them too. You need to wear cotton and breathable fabric otherwise the heat builds up and sweat ***** up ur shit
Auburn_flame 8
a benzoyl peroxide wash and topical might help. I get them on my back and butt from working out. its really annoying but still very common
mcsmee 8
Makes it a bit harder to stand in front of the mirror popping zits.
Reiss Mikula 4
ass pimples can be cute