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By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 07/09/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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By balletteacher - 08/09/2012 20:32 - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 12:00 - Germany - Leer

Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML

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By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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cacheson 41

Sunday 19 April 2020 18:33

At least they’re generally less visible? Maybe do a nightly butt soak...

mcsmee 7

Tuesday 21 April 2020 22:28

Makes it a bit harder to stand in front of the mirror popping zits.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 April 2020 17:25

Pics or it's fake! No wait, on second thought, keep your photos. I don't want to see your pimply ass!

cacheson 41

Sunday 19 April 2020 18:33

At least they’re generally less visible? Maybe do a nightly butt soak...

ftpallday666 16

Monday 20 April 2020 10:52

I get them too. You need to wear cotton and breathable fabric otherwise the heat builds up and sweat ***** up ur shit

Auburn_flame 8

Tuesday 21 April 2020 5:26

a benzoyl peroxide wash and topical might help. I get them on my back and butt from working out. its really annoying but still very common

mcsmee 7

Tuesday 21 April 2020 22:28

Makes it a bit harder to stand in front of the mirror popping zits.

Reiss Mikula 4

Wednesday 22 April 2020 23:10

ass pimples can be cute

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