Intimacy: Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 18:27 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

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ulissey_fml 22

Saturday 2 August 2014 3:14

OP, I'm sorry that it took a builder's crack to open your eyes.

bigbob92 6

Saturday 2 August 2014 3:42

Damn.

martin8337 35

Saturday 2 August 2014 3:51

The handyman becomes the candyman.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:12

Getting through those divorce papers should be a quickie

Etweens96 25

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:25

End it! That woman is no good for you!

kendallfireHD 16

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:31

Kick her out.

Alex191992 11

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:50

I feel your pain, bro.

adrianaaa14 7

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:00

R.I.P WIFE! :o

Kitsi 14

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:18

Sorry you married a *****. I wish you luck and happiness in the future.

Simbaby 23

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:46

Dang, that would definitely be a heart breaking situation . I'm so sorry . It's always hard on someone finding out their spouse had cheated on them .

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