Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my wife has been sleeping with one of my employees. Now, I can divorce her no problem, but turns out I can’t fire him for personal reasons because he’s in the union. That means I have to work every day with a man who has been inside the woman I shared marriage vows with. FML
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inhindsight 11
Quick get rid of her
greeneyebeauty9 28
Quick to the divorce papers!
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Comments (84)
thisiscool19 14
Surprisingly she lasted that long in marriage....
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She probably cheated before this and just didn't get caught.
QuaSiCos 10
Kind of weird that you didn't see any signs that she was sneaking around on you. FYL OP.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Maybe she works from home and was ******* them during the day.
anonymisslady 5
some females are scandalous these days
leeloo900 9
Is your name Jack? If it is, Jack be nimble Jack be quick, Jack be quick to dump that bitch!
princesspeachxox 18
That was fantastic!
carrotcart 15
nursery rhyme for the win.
chosha_fml 27
Builders are expensive. She didn't want to distract them too long.
carrotcart 15
she was trying to get a discount. lmao
loathingloser 14
Say name they call my mom.
rocker_chick23 27
....What?
CheckMyProfile 17
Marriage is a sacred bond, alas, some people don't respect it!! It really saddens my heart to read such posts! : (
ArgentumAurum 24
You would think that marriage would have ended pretty quickly...
walkmeto_themoon 3
She really is a *****. She didn't only sleep around with one person but many... sorry OP :(
pressingreset 13
Not really. It doesnt say she charged for her services.
JBChristian 47
We aren't at a White House debate, and nor do we need to be politically correct. If you want to be so frighken technical, being paid to get something does not have to be in cash or any currency, just an exchange of anything agreed upon. OP's wife got pleasure for her "services", hence she was paid in full and is a Who... What? Yes that's right, a *****. Yes you may leave now *opens door*.
JackDupp 11
Webster's defines ***** as: 1) a woman who engages in sexual acts for money 2) a promiscuous or immoral woman 3) a venal or unscrupulous person I think 2 and 3 would also apply here.
Haze115 14
What a bitch...
AoC15 10
So does this mean the divorce process will be quicker