By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 18:27 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

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Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
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Jay_169 1

Where do you live and can I get mine?

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kiaora_fml 11

Get rid of the wife and then get a new job, if you haven't already get dna tests on your kids if you have any. Sorry OP but your wife if a nasty ****, and this might work well in your favor if you seek in your divorce if she tries to claim anything.

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mellyski 25

Why get a new job? Good call on the paternity tests, never know how long she's been cheating for.

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kiaora_fml 11

Maybe because he might not want to face the people that screwed his wife every day

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HotShot313 15

maybe workman has got good instruments

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GlasgowSneer 13

Get tested, OP. Just make sure you have no illness.

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Nish007 15

smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

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killer0689 20

time for a new wife after all these years I guess :D

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CandyApple88 13

1. Divorce her, paternity test any kids and get yourself STI checked. 2. Did all those quickies result in any discount for the work done on the house????

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jamnglamgirlie 17

Did you confront her about it? Or is this one of those FML's from years ago? I would really like a follow up

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