Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
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Top comments
Thaylok 17
Sounds like keeping all of her lies straight got to her. Oh, and DNA test the child and yourself. May not hurt to check for STIs too.
RichardPencil 32
Couldn't one of those other dudes have taken her to the hospital? Or her divorce attorney? Why are you still around her? Does your house not have a doormat, or is that your job?
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Couldn't one of those other dudes have taken her to the hospital? Or her divorce attorney? Why are you still around her? Does your house not have a doormat, or is that your job?
Thaylok 17
Sounds like keeping all of her lies straight got to her. Oh, and DNA test the child and yourself. May not hurt to check for STIs too.
dreams2383 20
you need to leave. you don't deserve to be treated like that and get a DNA test
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your wife has spent so much time flat on her back the rest of your neighbors have given her the nickname "Horizon".
emmalou 19
In sickness and in health
Tisinlovewithme 2
that bitch is for the community, wtf