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Siri knows a lot of good places to hide a dead body.
How about TWO?
Ha, best comment ^^
I thought everyone in Canada was nice?
I wouldn't call it a front. We're genuinely nice people (most of us anyway) but we have limitations to our tolerance for bullshit. Yes, we do sometimes go ape-shit crazy. Having said that, our "crazy" is considered normal first response in some places south of the 49th parallel, at least according to what I've seen on FML.
Even though each question is recorded...
Siri is a smartass that can't be trusted these days. On an aside, remember when Google Maps used to tell you to swim across the Atlantic if you asked for directions to anywhere overseas? Cheeky, but maybe it was just trying to promote physical fitness? **Please, take everything I say with a grain of salt. I'm a pretty nonsensical person.
I wouldn't even call her a best friend
I loved when google maps said to jet ski
Dont you mean your dead husband and dead best friend
Cue theme music from Law and Order: SVU!
Boom, amen
Of course it's her fault, how dare she not only discover, but also interfere in their relationship. You just can't have a good affair these days without someone finding out and ruining it. It's terrible! On a serious note, I do feel bad for the OP, I know how it feels to have lying and cheating friends and I can only imagine how much worse this is.
Yeah OP! Why did you have to discover their relationship?!
Like, totally. I mean, it is like Schrödinger's cat. OP opened the box to find the cat dead and it is totally not the cat's fault for ******' humping OP's Husband... I mean poisoning itself or something.
With friends like these..
…where are the real enemies?
...who needs anemones!
And several hours later, you explain to the police how you completely blacked out and can't remember a thing. You saw them, and the next thing you know you've got blood on your hands, standing over their dead bodies. Don't forget to hire Billy Flinn. He's the best damn lawyer in town.
Better make sure that bitch Roxy isn't hogging him first.
They definitely had it coming! It was a murder but not a crime!
True friends don't exist anymore. Only enemies. Sorry about that OP.
If you need help disposing the bodies, I'm your guy.
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Siri knows a lot of good places to hide a dead body.
Dont you mean your dead husband and dead best friend