By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton
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I wouldn't call it a front. We're genuinely nice people (most of us anyway) but we have limitations to our tolerance for bullshit. Yes, we do sometimes go ape-shit crazy. Having said that, our "crazy" is considered normal first response in some places south of the 49th parallel, at least according to what I've seen on FML.
Siri is a smartass that can't be trusted these days. On an aside, remember when Google Maps used to tell you to swim across the Atlantic if you asked for directions to anywhere overseas? Cheeky, but maybe it was just trying to promote physical fitness? **Please, take everything I say with a grain of salt. I'm a pretty nonsensical person.
Of course it's her fault, how dare she not only discover, but also interfere in their relationship. You just can't have a good affair these days without someone finding out and ruining it. It's terrible! On a serious note, I do feel bad for the OP, I know how it feels to have lying and cheating friends and I can only imagine how much worse this is.
And several hours later, you explain to the police how you completely blacked out and can't remember a thing. You saw them, and the next thing you know you've got blood on your hands, standing over their dead bodies. Don't forget to hire Billy Flinn. He's the best damn lawyer in town.