Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
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Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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vencku 13
I'm curious what these texts are. Nonsense? A love confession? Asking for mommy?
ant1ion 12
Maybe you should lock it or hide it before sleeping
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Comments (95)
Suaria 38
i've honestly never heard of this happening before. It is very interesting tho. I would suggest someone else hiding it and then giving it back to you in the morning therefore your problem is solved.
disappear_again 14
Ugh. I've texted in my sleep too... Also I can turn of the alarm on my phone in my sleep so I don't have to get up and do it. Skills right? No.
Grimousetie 2
In what world is this considered an FML? How stupid, you couldn't think of anything better?
pheebs314 17
I once texted a friend while asleep, telling them that if everyone woke up as vegetables I called dibs on being a sweet potato because I was a sweetie. Sleep texts are ridiculous. What are yours, op?
Teen_Facts 10
Wow! When I sleepwalk, all I do is go to the kitchen and stand there for like 5 mins and then go back. You have an amazing talent >.
ChickenDoggle 3
I have the exact same problem OP. My sleep walking is so bad I get up and talk to people in my family, call my friends and have perfectly normal conversations.. you're not alone!
IworkAt711 14
I do things in my sleep all the time. Apparently I had a whole conversation with my mom about what I was planning to do with my friends over the weekend.
StaceeeP 23
I've never been a sleep walker but a few times I've woken up and realised I've sent texts in my sleep, they used to make sense a few years ago when I had physical buttons but now I have a touch screen they get a bit confusing
DrunkButterfly 17
No idea? How?? Do you also delete your txting history while you're asleep? Now that's talent!
Ozxkar 6
You have an amazing talent.