By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 22:57 - United States
Same thing different taste
By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States
By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands
By anon - 29/01/2015 18:32 - United States - Carlsbad
By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States
Stage 1?
By Waterfalls - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlsbad
By Nyquilwtf - 23/09/2012 05:03 - United States
Deep sleep
By Ataraxia - 01/10/2009 07:05 - United States
Ambien nights
By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore
By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin
Top comments
Comments
I bet you've never felt more rested!
Yikes--hope you're doing well!
What the hell is Niquel? I think you mean Nyquil...
he said Nyquil, idiot. if you're going to make a correction, make sure there's something to correct.
It was corrected after my comment was posted, assrag.
You're a dude. I read somewhere that dudes fair better if they have a sleeping schedule (a constant set bed time and wake time), whereas women fair better if they are allowed to sleep as they wish, waking themselves rather than setting alarms or someone else waking them. Kinda odd... But, anyway, it's not really a good idea... though I'm sure even if you're a chick it's a problem if it's 14 hours. That's too much sleep. Also consider that you're a young teen. Sleeping long is easy for you, but if OP is an adult (beyond the lower 20s) then sleeping long isn't so easy. Also consider that if OP is sleepwalking, likely (s)he doesn't sleep easy in the first place, so overdose can be what kept him/her out, especially if (s)he pissed him/herself. Aaaand, yeah, probably OP found evidence of what happened and assumed.
Whoops, didn't mean to say "young teen" just young. Jeeeeezzzz
One no-call no-show at work, and you're fired? Sure there wasn't anything else that led up to that, and this was just their excuse to finally drop you?
How could they fire you for just not showing up one day? explain what happened. i mean seriouslyyyy.
You must have a wild night sleeping beuty
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Good lord! Count your blessings that you didn't take a lethal dose of something. I'd see someone right away if I was you.
One no-call no-show at work, and you're fired? Sure there wasn't anything else that led up to that, and this was just their excuse to finally drop you?