Well...it IS a pretty cool site.

Yo dawg, I heard you like FML, so we put FML in an FML..

What is OP

Oyster puss

Optimus Prime

Original Poster... And FML is indeed a cool site so I'll allow the husband.

75- is your name Buzz Killington?

Its Obvious he Didnt missed Your mom haha And thats a Fact#FYL

OP stands for Octopussy. Ya know, the James Bond movie?

Original Poster

I would have waited until we got home and then smashed it. What he did was absolutely disgusting.

#2, how else do you think this got posted?

#100 maybe she posted it herself, on her own phone? Lol. maybe that's too crazy, huh?

I wouldn't thank my husband for being on his phone laughing during my mothers funeral..

That was an asshole comment. Smh. Thanking him for being the reason she gets to post on FML? Like really?

You're so stupid, if I was at the funeral I would have best the crap out of him, like seriously. Have some respect for the family.

Not everyone's goal in life is to get published here. Jus sayin'

im pretty sure this isnt a serious comment..

yup, and now we wait for his post, which might go something along the lines of, "Today, my wife shoved my phone up my a**."

Well I hope he will read this : You're an asshole.

Hi everyone, OP's husband here. Just got back from the hospital. Doctors managed to dislodge the phone from my butt hole. I won't be able to sit down for 2-3 weeks. The pain should only last a month or so longer. Only joking. The phone's still stuck.

Really? You could be a bit more considerate.

Well you wouldn't want him looking at porn pictures or something weird.

What?

Cause you know...stooping down to their level is always a good idea right?