Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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vencku 13
I'm curious what these texts are. Nonsense? A love confession? Asking for mommy?
ant1ion 12
Maybe you should lock it or hide it before sleeping
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Comments (95)
chris_a7x 11
I've done that before. I've sleep texted whole conversations somehow.
Atomic_Mushroom 14
I wouldn't be surprised if OP posted texts containing long strings of Z's in their sleep.
kalbrek009 20
Sleep walking & sleep texting aren't the same thing...do you do both? Lock your phone up in a small $30 safe @ night & put the key somewhere that you'd have to climb & dig through a bunch of stuff just to get it...should fix the problem or at least maybe you'll wake yourself with all the extra noise you'll make trying to retrieve it.
CrazedOut 2
thats awesome!
claire1469 4
Dude I have that all the time, I even have pictures of it because the conversations are so funny.
goreajek 13
Hiding the phone won't help. Cause sleepwalking is subconcious, and he will know remember where he put the phone, and use it.
stubrnirishiiiii 7
This happens to me as well
Miki101 18
I've done that too.
bobsux 5
What kind of texts? wink wink
spikekutter 9
its not bad unless you flirt in your sleep..