FML : Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Eloy Ymer / Sunday 22 August 2010 23:51 / Netherlands

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By ohthebloodygore | 16

#1288785 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:26

OP woke up then he/she fell.

By Bekll | 29

#1289462 - Monday 23 August 2010 11:19

Poor OP. Sleepwalking can be scary. My mother has slept walked since she was a child and regularly screams every couple nights from nightmares she's having. I see and sometimes talk to her when she's sleepwalking and her eyes are wild and her talking doesn't make sense. One time she said it was 3 or 4 in the morning and it wasn't even midnight yet. She laughs about all this though.

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By ilyuhms | 0

#1288665 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:17

wow

MightyGoober | 2

#1288679 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:18

your doin it wrong

Freeze_fml | 16

#1288691 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:19

You're spelling it wrong.

MightyGoober | 2

#1288706 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:21

spellin*

AlesanaLTL | 0

#1288713 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:21

I use to sleep walk as a kid, luckily I never did anything that killed me :D!

marinus_fml | 19

#1288739 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:23

it could have been worse, there could have been a 'mind your step' sign. you could have fallen down the stairs while reading it just after you woke up?! then you had no excuse to fall because the sign warned you.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1288771 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:25

Shut up marinus.

AlesanaLTL | 0

#1288777 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:26

I lol'd at Marinus

Carbonite | 0

#1288816 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:31

atleast you woke up before and knew what have happend, instead of at the bottom wondering if your mom/gr/bf/roomy/cat pushed you. :p

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1288852 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:34

#35 - Read comment #26.

Edit: Never mind. :P

uhazsquiads | 0

#1288858 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:35

lol 35 his cat pushed him down the stairs?!

black_knight402 | 0

#1288894 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:37

it could of been a lot worse u could of been sleeping with the fishies

sarah48_fml | 0

#1288912 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:39

I sleepwalk :( lots of crazy stories from it

956TXking | 0

#1288927 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:40

why would you live in a house with stairs if you know you sleep walk.

Raleigh_bruh | 7

#1288941 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:42

#48 - Maybe they didn't know until this happened.

ohthebloodygore | 16

#1288948 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:43

48 - Are you being sarcastic? If not, your comment is so full of fail. The FML starts with 'Today, I found out I sleep walk'. Meaning the OP didn't know before.

marinus_fml | 19

#1288953 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:43

#48 he didn't know. thus how he found out -.-

geez freeze why so serious?!

FFML_314 | 11

#1288955 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:43

Why would you live in a house with windows, if you know you're afraid of glass?

MjSmittys | 0

#1288968 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:46

your face! >:0 shunnnnnn I too lol'd at marinus

MightyGoober | 2

#1289012 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:50

#51, news flash every fml starts with "today"

MjSmittys | 0

#1289018 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:51

you need to fall down some stairs... in a museum! (fail spelling) and then I hope you get lectured by someone as annoying as you until your at the point of insanity, then I hope you break all your fingers (forever?) so you may never type again, then I hope you get pooped on by a giant, that is all.

ohthebloodygore | 16

#1289040 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:54

60 - What I meant to say was OBVIOUSLY op was already living in that house when he/she found out he/she sleepwalks.
The guy asked why would the OP live in a house with stairs knowing he/she sleepwalked. Well OP did not when he/she made the arrangements to live there. Clearly not his fault.

BeachPanda | 0

#1289042 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:54

#16, not one of ur best comments o.o

marinus_fml | 19

#1289045 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:55

#60, even if it was yesterday, he only just found out he sleepwalks. which still means he didn't know this when he bought a house with stairs.

Describe | 0

#1289061 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:57

Holy POOP that would be scary if I saw you standing at the top of the stairs in the middle of the night.

MjSmittys | 0

#1289069 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:57

oops that was supposed to tag on to I think it was #8 ignore the hatred lol

BigDaddyCain | 0

#1289075 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:57

I CHALLENGE MARINUS TO A DUEL!

Chrisskiies | 0

#1289078 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:58

People need to learn how to read.
-.-

FFML_314 | 11

#1289084 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:59

MjSmittys,
"You need to fall down a set of stairs. Then I hope you get lectured by someone that is more annoying than you. Driving you insane. Then I hope you break all of your fingers. Then I hope you get pooped on by a giant. That is all."

That was easy.

Be happy I didn't ridicule you for how absolutely irritating and immature you are. Now go play.

956TXking | 0

#1289174 - Monday 23 August 2010 10:17

Thanks for pointing out the obvious clearly I can read therefore being sarcastic.

Ux_fml | 0

#1289221 - Monday 23 August 2010 10:25

I'd be pissed.

CamWattsTheProbl | 0

#1289427 - Monday 23 August 2010 11:05

im not sure if that's actually possible. when your sleepwalking you don't just wake up randomly. I used to sleepwalk and thought I was a plane while I was sleeping so I ran up and down the stairs. I suppose you need someone to guide you back to bed but it's not like you would wake up while your standing.

atticuz | 2

#1289475 - Monday 23 August 2010 11:24

Marinus is so mean!
*deletes account*
FML

klumzy0123456789 | 6

#1289495 - Monday 23 August 2010 11:30

woahh isn't everybody snippyy on fmll. gezzzzzzz people chillll outt!!

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1290156 - Monday 23 August 2010 15:14

48 gets an F in both Reading Comprehension and Logical Thinking. And because I'm feeling bitchy today, marinus gets an F in Humor.

For those of you who only speak Internet meme, FAIL.

956TXking | 0

#1290199 - Monday 23 August 2010 15:23

you're bitchy everyday

956TXking | 0

#1290809 - Monday 23 August 2010 18:31

that's my opinion so fuck off

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1291441 - Monday 23 August 2010 21:02

Aw dang, I missed a good insult! Thanks for the backup, pendatik; I approve your rebuttals. Tbf though, I did admit to being bitchy today. What can I say? My venting FML sessions are rare but satisfying. :}

*case of the Muundays high five*

aardvarkish | 15

#1291622 - Monday 23 August 2010 21:54

Ditto 109 & cheers to 110

By islandhani | 0

#1288670 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:18

That's some creepy ish man 

By FFML_314 | 11

#1288676 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:18

At least you didn't fall.

Chrisskiies | 0

#1288694 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:20

fail, op woke up right before they fell...

FFML_314 | 11

#1288755 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:25

Which is exactly why I said, "At least you didn't fall."
Meaning, it could have been worse.

ohthebloodygore | 16

#1288785 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:26

OP woke up then he/she fell.

marinus_fml | 19

#1288798 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:29

26 is correct. thats why OP said he would have been better off if he slept through it.

FFML_314 | 11

#1288810 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:30

AHA! Oh well. I read it wrong.

keebler123 | 2

#3046352 - Friday 5 August 2011 19:16

freakin retard. the person did fall

By singer4life666 | 0

#1288688 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:19

I've done that before haha.

By jbiebersheart | 0

#1288698 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:21

idont get this..?

xFalzz | 0

#1288774 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:26

Its pretty straight forward

GavinRoskamp | 0

#1288813 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:31

Yes, Ignorance. Thank you.

sramb | 0

#1288855 - Monday 23 August 2010 9:35

Well #8, OP walked to their stairs while still in in a sleeping state, also known as "sleepwalking". Then the suddenly awoke and fell down said stairs, which usually hurts. This made OP realize they sleepwalk and TA-DAH FTL.