By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 117
You deserved it 2 567

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ohthebloodygore 16

OP woke up then he/she fell.

Poor OP. Sleepwalking can be scary. My mother has slept walked since she was a child and regularly screams every couple nights from nightmares she's having. I see and sometimes talk to her when she's sleepwalking and her eyes are wild and her talking doesn't make sense. One time she said it was 3 or 4 in the morning and it wasn't even midnight yet. She laughs about all this though.


I use to sleep walk as a kid, luckily I never did anything that killed me :D!

it could have been worse, there could have been a 'mind your step' sign. you could have fallen down the stairs while reading it just after you woke up?! then you had no excuse to fall because the sign warned you.

atleast you woke up before and knew what have happend, instead of at the bottom wondering if your mom/gr/bf/roomy/cat pushed you. :p

Raleigh_bruh 7

#35 - Read comment #26. Edit: Never mind. :P

uhazsquiads 0

lol 35 his cat pushed him down the stairs?!

it could of been a lot worse u could of been sleeping with the fishies

I sleepwalk :( lots of crazy stories from it

956TXking 0

why would you live in a house with stairs if you know you sleep walk.

Raleigh_bruh 7

#48 - Maybe they didn't know until this happened.

ohthebloodygore 16

48 - Are you being sarcastic? If not, your comment is so full of fail. The FML starts with 'Today, I found out I sleep walk'. Meaning the OP didn't know before.

#48 he didn't know. thus how he found out -.- geez freeze why so serious?!

FFML_314 11

Why would you live in a house with windows, if you know you're afraid of glass?

your face! >:0 shunnnnnn I too lol'd at marinus

#51, news flash every fml starts with "today"

you need to fall down some stairs... in a museum! (fail spelling) and then I hope you get lectured by someone as annoying as you until your at the point of insanity, then I hope you break all your fingers (forever?) so you may never type again, then I hope you get pooped on by a giant, that is all.

ohthebloodygore 16

60 - What I meant to say was OBVIOUSLY op was already living in that house when he/she found out he/she sleepwalks. The guy asked why would the OP live in a house with stairs knowing he/she sleepwalked. Well OP did not when he/she made the arrangements to live there. Clearly not his fault.

BeachPanda 0

#16, not one of ur best comments o.o

#60, even if it was yesterday, he only just found out he sleepwalks. which still means he didn't know this when he bought a house with stairs.

Holy POOP that would be scary if I saw you standing at the top of the stairs in the middle of the night.

oops that was supposed to tag on to I think it was #8 ignore the hatred lol

Chrisskiies 0

People need to learn how to read. -.-

FFML_314 11

MjSmittys, "You need to fall down a set of stairs. Then I hope you get lectured by someone that is more annoying than you. Driving you insane. Then I hope you break all of your fingers. Then I hope you get pooped on by a giant. That is all." That was easy. Be happy I didn't ridicule you for how absolutely irritating and immature you are. Now go play.

956TXking 0

Thanks for pointing out the obvious clearly I can read therefore being sarcastic.

im not sure if that's actually possible. when your sleepwalking you don't just wake up randomly. I used to sleepwalk and thought I was a plane while I was sleeping so I ran up and down the stairs. I suppose you need someone to guide you back to bed but it's not like you would wake up while your standing.

atticuz 2

Marinus is so mean! *deletes account* FML

klumzy0123456789 6

woahh isn't everybody snippyy on fmll. gezzzzzzz people chillll outt!!

48 gets an F in both Reading Comprehension and Logical Thinking. And because I'm feeling bitchy today, marinus gets an F in Humor. For those of you who only speak Internet meme, FAIL.

956TXking 0
956TXking 0

that's my opinion so **** off

Aw dang, I missed a good insult! Thanks for the backup, pendatik; I approve your rebuttals. Tbf though, I did admit to being bitchy today. What can I say? My venting FML sessions are rare but satisfying. :} *case of the Muundays high five*

FFML_314 11
Chrisskiies 0

fail, op woke up right before they fell...

FFML_314 11

Which is exactly why I said, "At least you didn't fall." Meaning, it could have been worse.

ohthebloodygore 16

OP woke up then he/she fell.

26 is correct. thats why OP said he would have been better off if he slept through it.

FFML_314 11

AHA! Oh well. I read it wrong.

singer4life666 0

I've done that before haha.

xFalzz 0

Its pretty straight forward

Well #8, OP walked to their stairs while still in in a sleeping state, also known as "sleepwalking". Then the suddenly awoke and fell down said stairs, which usually hurts. This made OP realize they sleepwalk and TA-DAH FTL.

ignorance, although you dislike me, I think that comment was a win =D

40, Let's see... what could be stupider than trying to explain the obvious? Hmmm... I draw a blank....

Raleigh_bruh 7

Bleh, sleepwalking is no joke.. :/

ohthebloodygore 16

That's just because you sleepwalk.

Raleigh_bruh 7

#15, I don't know which person you are in your picture... but I love the redhead's hair :)

Raleigh_bruh 7

Its no joke, thats why its on here.

princessDee 0

this one made me laugh so hard!!! haha:))it made my day:)

patiencek 0

I have seen someone sleep walk it's actually pretty creepy in my opinion.