Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
iLucero 11
How can you not taste that?
trolodon 2
Dafuq did I just read
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Comments (123)
andy30ace 3
If he was rubbing it on dog shit don't you think ur brush would of been brown.. Your gross for not even noticing
Boyaa 3
"accidentally"
zyprexa_fml 10
How did you not notice that?
TColby 12
Must've been an important toy.
wubbazugg 5
Must have pretty shitty breath to begin with if you couldn't tell.
laurapiggy 3
DAMN!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
What did he do to block out the stench? Or... Dafuq is wrong with your nose?
laurapiggy 3
PS I call BS 2:)
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I really hope it's at least from OP's own dog and his little brother isn't just wandering about their street looking for dog shit.
hpbeat11 0
Ur from America and u go to Harwood.
1R1X0X0 10
How couldn't you smell or just see the dog poop on your toothbrush? Oo