Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML
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mzrobinson
| 13
Are you sure you should be in college?
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GothicAngel17
| 24
And you made it into college how, exactly?
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mzrobinson
| 13
Are you sure you should be in college?
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
I'm still wondering how OP completed high school...
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Ch0sen
| 13
Judging by the truly spectacular standards of most high schools in this country, he could easily have been a straight A student. God help America...
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simonsaysYDI
| 8
Some of the biggest idiots in the world are in college. Seriously. Going to college has no meaning anymore, especially since people are getting "degrees" at "OMG Phoenix University".
I mean whatever, they're going to school, that's good... but we have no idea what kind of "college" OP is talking about.
I mean whatever, they're going to school, that's good... but we have no idea what kind of "college" OP is talking about.
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jonriise18
| 3
Then OP looked around again and realized it was university of phoenix. It was an online orientation...
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kevinn95
| 0
Hello my name is ohh crap hold up...
Wait..
One minute please..
Almost have it..
Ohhh so ur suppose to peel it off then stick it on ok ok i get it now but can u repeat that for me so i can make sure i have it down? Sorry this is kinda complicated you know being a college name tag and all
Wait..
One minute please..
Almost have it..
Ohhh so ur suppose to peel it off then stick it on ok ok i get it now but can u repeat that for me so i can make sure i have it down? Sorry this is kinda complicated you know being a college name tag and all
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da13omb
| 1
It might have been clown college!
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alyssabear629
| 7
He might actually be to dumb for clown college.....unless his act is to screw up peeling off a sticker and slamming it on your chest.
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DCFan
| 9
63- Too*. I'm normally not a grammar nazi but when someone misspells a word while calling someone else dumb, I can't help myself.
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Driveshaft
| 5
A few...minutes? Please tell me you're not studying anything explosive, caustic, or viral.
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GothicAngel17
| 24
And you made it into college how, exactly?
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GothicAngel17
| 24
Or to the orientation, I should say.
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Beeftinkle
| 13
He barely made it into community college. Seems like he was sheltered from dangerous objects like stickers and had to be homeschooled before this.
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yahoowizard
| 16
The SAT's generally don't have that section testing you on the mechanics of stickers, unfortunately
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Calyx_fml
| 21
Quack.
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BeMyLove15
| 10
Don't be too embarrassed, you were probably really excited or nervous, these things happen (:
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Still!! Theres no excuse for the OP to not figure that out...being nervous has nothing to do with being stupid lol
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Ch0sen
| 13
On the contrary, I believe nervousness does tend to slice in twain the IQ of most of its victims. What other reason is there that our politicians sound so idiotic during interviews? Surely not because their brains were void of content to begin with...
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docscientist
| 9
7 - nervousness can temporarily make you 'dumber' where all thought processes just sort of freeze. Suddenly that high speed rail is out of order and what you have left is a single lane detour over a rickety bridge.
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Wow, I'm speechless. Seriously...how do you not figure that out by just looking at it?
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yesibby760
| 0
sticky situation i must say.
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Thelnternet
| 7
overused phrase i must say.
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kevinn95
| 0
Dont worry ithumbed u up cuz ur pretty even though it deserved a thumbs down
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Overused, yes but relevant to the FML.
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xattitudegurlx
| 13
How old are you?
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simonsaysYDI
| 8
Most likely older than 17 but younger than 35.
Glad I could help.
Glad I could help.
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pokefan813
| 16
9 - How does age have anything to do with it? I have a 4 yer old cousin that could tell the difference between a pin and a sticker. So what's your point?
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
One of the funnier mental images I've had in a while. Haha.
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Enslaved
| 36
How did you think it stuck? Like the old fashion licking stamps?
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Fuck stickers.
I like pin-on buttons.
Until they stab you.
Fucking traitors.
I like pin-on buttons.
Until they stab you.
Fucking traitors.
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fylx100
| 19
I wonder how OP was thinking how the sticker works? Like did he think a lanyard went in it? How else would you wear it? Besides, he could have just looked around. Oh well, I understand, people have there moments all the time. It happens to everyone lol
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Xythenol
| 6
If you didn't know it was a sticker at first, exactly how long were you looking for the pin? Jesus.