By CollegeKID - 23/05/2012 03:27 - United States
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Judging by the truly spectacular standards of most high schools in this country, he could easily have been a straight A student. God help America...
Some of the biggest idiots in the world are in college. Seriously. Going to college has no meaning anymore, especially since people are getting "degrees" at "OMG Phoenix University". I mean whatever, they're going to school, that's good... but we have no idea what kind of "college" OP is talking about.
Then OP looked around again and realized it was university of phoenix. It was an online orientation...
It might have been clown college!
A few...minutes? Please tell me you're not studying anything explosive, caustic, or viral.
And you made it into college how, exactly?
Or to the orientation, I should say.
He barely made it into community college. Seems like he was sheltered from dangerous objects like stickers and had to be homeschooled before this.
The SAT's generally don't have that section testing you on the mechanics of stickers, unfortunately
Quack.
Don't be too embarrassed, you were probably really excited or nervous, these things happen (:
Still!! Theres no excuse for the OP to not figure that out...being nervous has nothing to do with being stupid lol
On the contrary, I believe nervousness does tend to slice in twain the IQ of most of its victims. What other reason is there that our politicians sound so idiotic during interviews? Surely not because their brains were void of content to begin with...
7 - nervousness can temporarily make you 'dumber' where all thought processes just sort of freeze. Suddenly that high speed rail is out of order and what you have left is a single lane detour over a rickety bridge.
Wow, I'm speechless. Seriously...how do you not figure that out by just looking at it?
sticky situation i must say.
Overused, yes but relevant to the FML.
How old are you?
Most likely older than 17 but younger than 35. Glad I could help.
9 - How does age have anything to do with it? I have a 4 yer old cousin that could tell the difference between a pin and a sticker. So what's your point?
One of the funnier mental images I've had in a while. Haha.
How did you think it stuck? Like the old fashion licking stamps?
Fuck stickers. I like pin-on buttons. Until they stab you. Fucking traitors.
If you didn't know it was a sticker at first, exactly how long were you looking for the pin? Jesus.
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Are you sure you should be in college?
And you made it into college how, exactly?