Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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blaaaaakely 0
crabs for dinner
thrice324 0
Use his toothbrush as a *****.
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Comments (88)
blaaaaakely 0
crabs for dinner
Emt3225 3
that is so nasty.
brutal_banger 10
lol that's funny
Bethekingdom 0
hahaha!!!
Rocco1990 0
In desperation I've used a large spoon to scratch my back before. I of course washed it after.
Rickymonkeypants 0
mmm Bitch =D
burgerking83 0
WIN
479 0
u don't expect to get lobster do u?
shellybean 0
that's disgustinG
michael32123 0
ROFL #1 win
WilliamBueller 0
Funny, and disturbing.
DonkeyDelight 0
Hmmm, if I were to whisk up semen would it make some sort of ice cream contraption?...
chely_95 0
that's gross!!
rberry_fml 0
shame haha
thrice324 0
Use his toothbrush as a *****.
Enoch134 0
ebil that's just ebil
meploLol 0
do it!
Ajjas013 6
No, cook with his fingers see how he likes it.
tatte3 1
ewww
scuba1722 0
so forks his ass and spoons his balls... I hope he dosnt use a knife for anything
xeldawyn 14
haha
happypapp12 0
When he's asleep sneak up on him, grab a guitar and amp and start playing some good old pearl jam. That will teach him to mess with your utensils
jaydnnx 0
eewwwww yuuckyy.
KiwiBlam 4
I agree, soo yucky. Pearl Jam. Ewww.
R3kli3 10
ewww that's gross
Eddie_Paints 0
So that's what a Whisk is for!!
McMan 23
Is he the husband that likes to cut his nails with the kitchen scissors?
blardyblardyblar 0
Pffft. Real use their teeth to scratch their private areas.
FatMooseEars 0
haha. win for him, epic lose for you. FYL. haha@#1.