Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
iLucero 11
How can you not taste that?
trolodon 2
Dafuq did I just read
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Comments (123)
br0ccoli 15
Hm. Gross. Lace his food with sleeping pills and then put him on a raft into the ocean. Push.
lunchladyliz 2
Holy shit
zenrael 21
Watcha eatin? Hershey's chocolate. Where'd ya find it? Doggy dropped it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Where's the dog? On the porch. What's he doing? Making more.
kevinn95 0
Ohh shit man thats just nasty..
Annnieck 5
I see what you did there lol :P
ICastillo 25
So no one told you that you had shit between your teeth, Or that you have ca ca breath.
Ajwc101 24
Gross! Sorry to hear that OP. FYL.
chokefrantic 9
Be thankful your brother wasn't using his own shit... While it was still up there XD
Crazberry 5
My little sister did that once when she was a toddler... Except it was human and I did notice before it went in my mouth. I hope the little bastard got his ass beaten...
Miooow 16
Wow revenge is errr.... SWEET?
YesyDidWhat 0
That is so gross lol, I say you get back at him! Put dog shit in his shoes:p