Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 20 year-old self, who works shift work, learned by accident that my 14 year-old brother has been using my toothbrush for the past 6+ months. I wouldn't have known due to my schedule until just now when I found it was wet. He admitted it, but was upset with me for using HIS toothbrush. It has my name on it. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
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iLucero 11
How can you not taste that?
trolodon 2
Dafuq did I just read
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Comments (123)
neander 8
How did you not know it had dog shit on it? You deserved every shitty brushing.
Saleh217 5
Dirty mouth... Clean it up with orbitz.
skyeyez9 25
Now that your brother's passive aggressive tactic has been revealed, you can get revenge by shoving his face into a fresh pile Of shit.
simmer333 0
**** that, " accidentally " break ALL his toys ;)
KatieKupcake4195 9
How did you not notice the dog poop? Do you close your eyes and hold your nose every time you brush your teeth?
mz_luna 2
If that were my brother I'd break his mouth! That's sick!
michellez 5
ydi for not noticing the strange substance on your toothbrush or the smell.
j_cat187 20
You should break the rest of his toys
DazedSiren 5
How do u not notice this?
zombiibabii 4
I'm with everyone else here; I don't see how in the hell you couldn't have noticed. Stained bristles, nasty smell, SOMETHING should have tipped you off. I say YDI because I really don't see how a person could be stupid enough not to notice.