By teacher - Australia - Sydney
Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML
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  7yzz  |  18

Don't think the parents would of been there. Who cares anyway, what would they do if their darling children's precious ears heard about the truth of how their body works, sue this teacher? Not how it works in Australia.

  kevsandy303  |  12

No! If they were dancing, there would be a huge-ass tower of giraffes and wildebeests and shit with the two lions atop it performing a sing-and-dance routine! It's like you haven't seen any Disney movies at all!

  BlowinChronic  |  18

"Can anyone tell me what is going on here with these lions?"

"That dude is banging the fuck of his girl. That's what the lions are doing."

"I need to have a word with you young man."