By TotallyDeservedIt - United States - Midlothian
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Depending on how much those pop-its sounded like gunfire, you might be able to pass off the sounds as you fending off a few toilet gators and sending them back to the sewers.

  Mathalamus  |  24

Mr... Thalamus. that's a new one. anyway, i despise pranks, because they are completely unnecessary. if you want some good time fun, there's a million other, better, ways.

i also had far too many cruel pranks plated on me to ever allow pranks again.

  Bibliovore  |  26

I don't get it, either, but it's not just today's generation. A friend of mine's mother -- I think she's now in her 60s -- once filled a bucket with ice water so she could stand on the toilet and dump it over the top of the shower onto her husband while he was washing his hair. She had the foresight to realize she'd probably get wet in this process, so she stripped naked before climbing onto the toilet. However, the toilet lid broke, and it was she who got doused with the ice water as her foot went into the toilet. Her ankle was sprained in the process, and swelled to the point that she couldn't get her foot out. They had to call the paramedics, who had to break the toilet to get her out. All of which is why their family still tells the story, decades later. At least she can laugh about it at this point!