Love: Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By ClearOne - 12/05/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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You deserved it 5 715

By lukey_G - 20/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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mich_fml 7

Friday 20 May 2016 2:26

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

L337Vic 7

Friday 20 May 2016 2:36

You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?

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Grisha_fml 18

Monday 23 May 2016 5:02

and what do you have her number saved as? ?? LMAO

Grisha_fml 18

Monday 23 May 2016 5:04

I'm sure you are well CUMpensated ;) ;)

user53658 15

Tuesday 24 May 2016 10:58

Run, dude, run! Let me give you some advice from man to man; women and relationships are not worth the trouble at all. Do yourself a favour and check out 'mgtow'.

Al_Quadea17 12

Wednesday 25 May 2016 12:51

What a bitch

Dirtbiker989 6

Saturday 28 May 2016 6:03

Either add "ex" to that name, or start asking if she has had money. Either way you're getting rid of the problem

Atmey 5

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:31

Cars drive girls mad

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 12 December 2017 19:13

Tell her you became a driver with Uber or Lyft, and that if she wants a ride, she must pay you through the app.

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Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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