Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
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Top comments
mich_fml 7
That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??
L337Vic 7
You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?
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Comments (62)
Krazyloko187 4
Does she put out? If so why you tripping? You got it all good. Having the 'girlfriend' without the other drama. Milk this my ninja.. Milk this.. Also you can save her in your contacts as the kitty emoji ;) If she does not out out, then to the curb that ass needs to be.
kevb0t_ 2
The **** is wrong with you?
Internetflakes 13
this relationship seems to be complete parasitism.
LivvvyGurrrl 3
But are you getting benefits? ;)
HUGBUG 23
You should offer to force her somewhere then drive to the middle of nowhere and give her a map and tell her to walk
loawe 10
doesn't matter, had sex
Mahtari 19
I did the same thing to some chick back in highschool
darshini_ii 24
You suck.
URBeingLied2 23
That's awesome your honest, even online though.
ThunderLightTSV 31
You were honest, which is a plus, but you're still a ******* asshole.
Anubis95_fml 10
DUMP. HER.
ThrottleJockey 36
You know what they say, "ass, gas, or grass; nobody rides for free.
LyricaSilvan 30
Tell her to go date a taxi if all she's looking for is a ride. Again, a taxi. Not the taxi driver. At least the car itself won't have a heart for her to break with her selfishness.
ihatedouchbags 17
That sucks OP, my ex was like that too, but I'm the girl and he's the guy.