Does she put out? If so why you tripping? You got it all good. Having the 'girlfriend' without the other drama. Milk this my ninja.. Milk this.. Also you can save her in your contacts as the kitty emoji ;) If she does not out out, then to the curb that ass needs to be.

this relationship seems to be complete parasitism.

But are you getting benefits? ;)

You should offer to force her somewhere then drive to the middle of nowhere and give her a map and tell her to walk

doesn't matter, had sex

I did the same thing to some chick back in highschool

DUMP. HER.

You know what they say, "ass, gas, or grass; nobody rides for free.

Tell her to go date a taxi if all she's looking for is a ride. Again, a taxi. Not the taxi driver. At least the car itself won't have a heart for her to break with her selfishness.

That sucks OP, my ex was like that too, but I'm the girl and he's the guy.