FML : Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special...

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Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 3 December 2009 08:23 / United States

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By vexion | 0

#702325 - Thursday 3 December 2009 17:47

Fake. No one lives in North Dakota.

By capthavoc123 | 0

#702300 - Thursday 3 December 2009 17:35

I voted in your favor on this one, but then I thought about something.

In the three years you knew these people, you never once told them that this girl was your girlfriend? Because that's the only way they could still think you were gay.

So I guess you kind of half deserve it.

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By CykoX | 0

#702091 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:08

lol better luck next time

By Intellectualist | 0

#702094 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:09

Probably because you didn't hide those pictures, you know, the ones of you dressed as a woman, having drug fuelled sex with a man?
OMGLIEK2ND. *shoots self*

KaySL | 24

#702137 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:22

Hey stop stealing all my ideas, Laura :O!

But yeah, the fact that your girlfriend looks like a 150-year old man in drag and (I have this on good authority) likes to take you from behind with a strap-on, doesn't really help your case, now, does it, OP? :/

Intellectualist | 0

#702146 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:25

shit, that's a strap on? I though s/he was a dude D: Woe is me!

Oh... OP, not me ;[

KaySL | 24

#702169 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:33

Oy vey iz mir! I'll pay a visit to the... "mall"... later, and get you a big gift :D

Intellectualist | 0

#702185 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:40

Oh, I like a BIG gift :)

By Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#702095 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:09

Engagement to your girlfriend or your secret man-whore named Fernando?

ScarletMontgomar | 0

#860198 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:22

ROFL!!!

By Rayn4u_fml | 0

#702096 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:09

What was your girlfriend doing the whole time that she was supposed to negate these rumours?

By Intellectualist | 0

#702138 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:22

I love you

By Starfire22 | 5

#702165 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:31

They found out about your drunken butt sex marathon with some guy named Enrique huh?

By Skull_300 | 0

#702192 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:43

What the Fuck?

By kaleid0scopeEyes | 0

#702195 - Thursday 3 December 2009 16:44

is your girlfriend fat? usually gay guys and fat chicks go together like peanut butter and jelly. you should cancel the engagement if she is because fat chicks only get fatter and smellier once you marry them.