By Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
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By  capthavoc123  |  0

I voted in your favor on this one, but then I thought about something.

In the three years you knew these people, you never once told them that this girl was your girlfriend? Because that's the only way they could still think you were gay.

So I guess you kind of half deserve it.

  KaySL  |  24

Hey stop stealing all my ideas, Laura :O!

But yeah, the fact that your girlfriend looks like a 150-year old man in drag and (I have this on good authority) likes to take you from behind with a strap-on, doesn't really help your case, now, does it, OP? :/

By  kaleid0scopeEyes  |  0

is your girlfriend fat? usually gay guys and fat chicks go together like peanut butter and jelly. you should cancel the engagement if she is because fat chicks only get fatter and smellier once you marry them.