Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
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vexion 0
Fake. No one lives in North Dakota.
capthavoc123 0
I voted in your favor on this one, but then I thought about something. In the three years you knew these people, you never once told them that this girl was your girlfriend? Because that's the only way they could still think you were gay. So I guess you kind of half deserve it.
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Pankreas 0
Well, at least, they still are your friends... They could've been homofhobes :-)
flying_vegan 0
I retract my elephant... do you like falafel? I've a lot of falafel laying around, would you like some? It's pretty good stuff, throw some tahini on it, stick it in a pitta, and you're good to go :D
flying_vegan 0
Didn't Club-That-Must-Not-Be-Named switch to the Club-That-Actually-Has-A-Name-As-The-Result-Of-Insisting-On-Namelessness, and later become Club-Formerly-Known-As-Club-That-Actually-Has-A-Name-As-The-Result-Of-Insisting-On-Namelessness? Think I heard about it through their Paris branch Le-Club-Sans-Nom.
redbluegreen 40
Why are we not a FB group by now? Although I'd hate a "group" though. It would off-set my "Slytherin" group, which looks awesome by itself on my profile.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Bloo - I was swept off my feet. I just awoke with a concussion, a "Get Well Soon" card with a blue bear on it, and an ice pick covered in blood. Upon further investigation, I realized I killed a hooker out of rage after I "blacked out." PS - I don't remember anything about your seal pick-up lines in the past, present, or future... =) KaySL - You better define your rules because something tells me all of us "peasants" are breaking at least two of them. I broke rule #2 just a few minutes ago and I'm sure I broke rule #13 some time ago...
redbluegreen 40
Rule #13 is watch communitychannel on YouTube?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I have no idea what rule #13 is. That's why I wanted KaySL to "enlighten" me on the rules, preferably without using any golf clubs, knives, guns, teddy bears, zombie and zombie-infecting products, Sarah Palin, and so forth.
redbluegreen 40
I knew there was a reason I sent you that love letter. >_>
Starfire22 5
Ooo ooo (raises hand eagerly) I want in on this "hug" I'm a girl... Am I cool enough? ;)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Perhaps it was a man-***** named Elvira instead...