Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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Great friends

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 04:00

Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML

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By LesboLover - 26/06/2019 02:30

Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

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Identity politics

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 100

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Assumptions…

By Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 163

By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 4 742

By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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Thursday 3 December 2009 17:47

Fake. No one lives in North Dakota.

capthavoc123 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 17:35

I voted in your favor on this one, but then I thought about something. In the three years you knew these people, you never once told them that this girl was your girlfriend? Because that's the only way they could still think you were gay. So I guess you kind of half deserve it.

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Pankreas 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 18:20

Well, at least, they still are your friends... They could've been homofhobes :-)

flying_vegan 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 18:25

I retract my elephant... do you like falafel? I've a lot of falafel laying around, would you like some? It's pretty good stuff, throw some tahini on it, stick it in a pitta, and you're good to go :D

flying_vegan 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 18:29

Didn't Club-That-Must-Not-Be-Named switch to the Club-That-Actually-Has-A-Name-As-The-Result-Of-Insisting-On-Namelessness, and later become Club-Formerly-Known-As-Club-That-Actually-Has-A-Name-As-The-Result-Of-Insisting-On-Namelessness? Think I heard about it through their Paris branch Le-Club-Sans-Nom.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 3 December 2009 18:30

Why are we not a FB group by now? Although I'd hate a "group" though. It would off-set my "Slytherin" group, which looks awesome by itself on my profile.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 3 December 2009 18:31

Bloo - I was swept off my feet. I just awoke with a concussion, a "Get Well Soon" card with a blue bear on it, and an ice pick covered in blood. Upon further investigation, I realized I killed a hooker out of rage after I "blacked out." PS - I don't remember anything about your seal pick-up lines in the past, present, or future... =) KaySL - You better define your rules because something tells me all of us "peasants" are breaking at least two of them. I broke rule #2 just a few minutes ago and I'm sure I broke rule #13 some time ago...

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 3 December 2009 18:33

Rule #13 is watch communitychannel on YouTube?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 3 December 2009 18:37

I have no idea what rule #13 is. That's why I wanted KaySL to "enlighten" me on the rules, preferably without using any golf clubs, knives, guns, teddy bears, zombie and zombie-infecting products, Sarah Palin, and so forth.