By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
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bh0p 0

razzle Dee Fffuuuuuuu-you beat me to it #1 >.<

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EffinAhole 0

#1 That was my very first thought. Beiber can suck it... his music does anyways.

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EffinAhole 0

#1 That was my very first thought. Beiber can suck it... his music does anyways.

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stephanie0613 0

Hahahah i am a big Justin Bieber fan, but #1 made me laughh so much.

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FarSide 22

Maybe if your boyfriend didn't have 38-D's....

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jay423 0

I agree completely has to be Justin bieber

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darlinqqbella 0

I always go with the jocks. (:

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TheAICore 0

thecrazyasian.. you're not Asian, you know why, cause your location is Canada. you fail. :). I'm truly Asian. so don't play play.

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suppressed08 2

Thecrazyasain, is a GPA of 4.0 good in Canada?

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humvee 0

shoulnt be dating boys with girlish looks and long hair should have told everyone it was your boyfriend should have given it to your coworkers for that

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franniedottp 8

In other words... leave the Beaver to it's stupid fans.

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wellthen7154 12

I personally like guys with longer hair. (My hair goes all the way down my back anyway) It doesn't exactly mean they look like a girl, it can even make them look more like a dude, or just older. Guys usually have a heavier more square-like build, but there are cases that guys DO in fact look a little bit like a girl. My guess is OP's boyfriend is pretty small (maybe 5' 8" which is a little short for most guys) and might be a little lanky. He most likely didnt have any facial hair, and his hair might have been a little longer, but even then he'd still resemble a male figure. They probably thought he was a more masculine lesbian OP, just see if he'll bulk up some :)

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Asstastic4 0

I'm not your friend, guy!

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singer4life666 0

I'm not your guy, buddy!

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Asstastic4 0

I'm not your buddy, friend!

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FFML_314 11

Tell him stop wearing makeup and high heels. Also, tell him to try and get his purse to match his outfit! That is annoying!

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suppressed08 2

Wouldn't matching his purse be counter-productive?

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missmurderx 8

Already been done, Freeze. Nice try.

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frikkinhannah 0

Oh my God... I've never seen Freeze do that before... o.o

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MissNicky177 6

I refuse to become one of those stereotype fans that freaks out when some one voices they're opinion... Stop Tempting me!!!!

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MissNicky177 6

I refuse to become one of those stereotype fans that freaks out when some one voices they're opinion... Stop Tempting me!!!!

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duboss_fml 0

now that's funny. if everyone thinks that

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