Friends and LGBTQIA+: Identity politics - FML

Identity politics

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML

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poopface82 16

Thursday 21 April 2022 16:08

But was she a lesbian before it was cool?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 21 April 2022 16:14

I'm sorry you can't be a lesbian because your friend already beat you to it. I'll bet your friends and family group doesn't have a ventriloquist or a telemarketer. Maybe you ought to come out as one of those so you can have a unique identity.

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poopface82 16

Thursday 21 April 2022 16:08

But was she a lesbian before it was cool?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 21 April 2022 16:14

I'm sorry you can't be a lesbian because your friend already beat you to it. I'll bet your friends and family group doesn't have a ventriloquist or a telemarketer. Maybe you ought to come out as one of those so you can have a unique identity.

SJKatt 15

Thursday 21 April 2022 18:12

"Only one queer per friend group" is such a 90's thing. /s

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