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Xdust's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

22%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

31%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

86%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

18%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

90%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

60%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Xdust's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Purplexus / Thursday 2 January 2014 14:13 / Turkey - Ankara

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By honeybunny90 / Saturday 28 December 2013 08:23 / United States - Richmond

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon / Friday 27 December 2013 07:28 / Canada - Saint John

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it