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By daughter - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda
Make sure you thank the mom for the five months of hot sex you had with her daughter. If she weren't such a shit, you'd have been jerkin' it all alone.
MY girlfriends doing the same to me, no sex, just her going on about how she is so good for me, meanwhile I am there watching my bank account drain. FML
Your username is ironic considering you're getting no pussy.
That is pathetic... sounds like you majorly dodged a bullet. Imagine what else she could have done to spite someone else if you were still in the relationship. If you were still together, I'd hope she never ran into an ex-girlfriend of yours.
At least she is your ex.
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**** that! Why does she have access to your account and money. Its YOURS!
trust me, i had the same kind of girl. tells me she loved me just so she had a free place to live