Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
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Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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Comments (544)
dabom392 4
how could ufuck that up? ur ******* nasty
memily63 12
and you're ******* stupid
memily63 12
and you're ******* stupid
blackberry90210 0
and you're replying to yourself with an insult
auszding 0
I seriously don't get it, someone kind to explain?
kristylew03 1
Please read the previous comments before asking the same question that's been asked and answered about ten times already. Thanks.
BurnDankBud420 0
Happy Fathers Day OP! *scarcasm* since Fathers Day is tomorrow. :)
perdix 31
Oh, brother! . . . that's what she said! This all didn't take place in Philadelphia, by any chance?
twilightdogstar 1
How are so many people confused by this? It's fairly simple - OPs wife/girlfriend cheated on him with his brother, and got pregnant, therefore the baby is OPs nephew and not his son as he was led to believe. FYL OP, that sucks.
Ins0mau 20
It's not that complicated PEOPLE! The stupidity of FML posters never ceases to amaze me. SHAKES HEAD
meghan664 0
how does that even work...... lol
Silv3rClaw 0
does that mean your girlfriend had sex with ur bro?
alex6946 10
nahh, she had sex with his sister.
B00M11 0
I was confused for a minit then a noticed its a man who posted this
ifailhard32 0
you slept with your sister? jk. that sucks dude what a bitch to keep that from you and same for your brother. eff it you raised him that's your son! nobody can't take that from you
Ajjromine 0
Seriously? Some of you dont get how this happened? Ben is a guy....his brother is an ass....
EvilDave 13
You forgot his wife/gf being a ****.